Lotion Play
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lotion Play (aka Gookkake, Gluekkake, Ecto-porn) is a fetish born out of the insane and wacky world of the Japanese. While very similar to WAM which focuses on food, mud, and paint, Lotion Play utilizes chemical compounds for covering its subjects and is the Japanese attempt at surpassing bukkake by giving the impression that a girl has been spermed on by a 500-foot alien.
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Birth
While Japanese bukkake spread like wild fire in the early days of the internet, some inventive perverts thought that it was only the small beginning of a much larger fetish phenomenon. Taking elements from tentacle rape porn, bukkake, and BDSM, they created a form of porn that surpasses all of its combined elements.
| —Scientific assumption. |
Ingredients
While in most porn, the human subjects are the main focus of attention. This is not the case in Lotion Play. In this particular fetish, the main theme is the covering or submerging of a subject in huge quantities of Methylcellulose, J-lube, or other homemade types of goop.
Most of these lotions or goops were originally intended to help aid in animal husbandry, animal copulation and farm animal birthing, but some enterprising and depraved person decided that it was a good idea to cover somebody with the stuff and then proceed to fist them.
The main ingredients are surprisingly easy to get or make. Several online retailers sell J-lube and there are even more videos available describing how to make this substance.
J-Lube
| —From the J-lube manufacturer. |
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Homemade Goo
| —People would rather fuck in cornstarch than send it to Africa. |
This project can be extremely messy. You may want to lay newspaper down on the floor or table before you start.
You will need:
- Corn starch
- Water
- Shallow tub or bowl
Pour a small box of cornstarch into the tub. Mix in small amounts of water. Then get your hands into the mess to get the full effect of this weird texture. The cornstarch and water mixture will harden in your hands when you squeeze it, but when you open your hands, it melts like goo. While this mixture will work in most situations, it must be noted that it is not the same thing as J-lube and will not have the same lubricating characteristics.
Spin Offs
As with any newfangled and perverted idea, there will be several variations that soon follow the initial subject. Several crafty creeps have taken lotion play to newer levels of weird.
| —First reaction to a gookkake site. |
Glow-In-The-Dark
By adding phosphorescent ingredients to your Methylcellulose or J-Lube, you can extend your lotion play into the wee hours of the morning, or, if you so desire, in a very dark room so nobody can see your hideous pot belly and tiny penis…until you get covered in the slop.
Mainstream
Several Japanese goo-television shows focus on contestants who battle by answering a series of questions. The victor of these battles then gets to decide the punishment for the loser. Usually, these punishments resemble Nickelodeon's Slime Time in that the loser is dunked or dumped in some sort of polymer or cornstarch mixture.
Slip’n’Slide
Of course, some Japanese pervert who was a fan of Lotion play had to make a game show that involves very old Japanese men sliding over a track made of goo-covered sexy young females. Points are given to contestants for distance and artistic or imaginative sliding. Failure results in the slider being attacked by the girls and publically humiliated by being stripped naked. I do not see how losing can be bad.
Here is a video of the Slip’n’Slide in action.
Quotes
It puts the lotion on it skin or else it gets the hose again...
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Logs
Suey, #spf's resident azn has something to say about Lotion Play:
«9:42:56» suey: looks sorta fun «9:43:03» dan: I KNEW IT «9:43:04» suey: i wouldnt mind gliding around in goo «9:43:06» suey: LOL «9:43:10» dan: HAHA «9:43:12» bone-daddy: hahahaaha «9:43:22» Aaron: uhhhh hi «9:43:27» suey: hi «9:43:28» Lucius: soudns like a rememberable SPF meet to me «9:43:48» slimchance: HI SUEY!!!! «9:43:48» arty_: rememberable «9:43:49» suey: gimme a nike swimsuit and im good to go!
And so does sherrod:
«9:44:36» sherrod__: ED makes me very uncomfortable «9:44:40» Pink_Poodle: makes me want to take a shower just by looking at either «9:44:41» sherrod__: and part of that is owed to you «9:44:47» dan: :D «9:45:07» Pink_Poodle: this is worse than the everquest taxidermy «9:47:03» dan: lol
Gallery
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