Love Hina
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Warning!: DO NOT WATCH/READ LOVE HINA OR ANY OTHER HAREM ANIME/MANGA. DOING SO WILL CAUSE YOUR PENIS TO DIE!!! |
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[edit] Overview
Love Hina was, and probably still is, a popular anime/manga series that was a big hit to many hopeless romantics and nerds in the year 1998. Basically the storyline was about some dropout nerd named Keitaro who lives in a house with five angry, constipated, PMS crazed girls who beat on him daily because of severe PMS. Eventually, the girls like the guy, but he never got laid in the end, which left many horny losers pissed off that the anime series never finished.
The manga series is even worse given the fact that at $9.99 per book you get the same story line repeated for fucking EVAR!
[edit] A typical plotline
Keitaro: What a wonderful day to completely fail out of school. ''(Sees something on ground)'' Keitaro: Huh? What's this? ''(Bends over to pick it up)'' Girls panties?! In the hall?! Oh my virgin virginities!! I hope the girls don't see me with this. They'll probably think I'm some type of pervert going through wardrobes. Su: HEYA, Keitaro!! Whatcha' doing out here all alone?!?! ''(Spoken while rapidly kick punching Ketario 2^45 times)'' Keitaro: What?! Mind your own business! ''(At this point, the blood is in the air and all the other bitches^H^H^H^H^H^H "housemates" stumble upon the pair)'' Naru: What on earth are you doing to poor Su? ARE THOSE PANTIES? ARE THOSE SU'S PANTIES? KEITARO, YOU PERVERT!! ''(flying round house kick)'' Motoko: Your death with serve the world. ''(flying dragon ca-meha meha strike)'' Shinobu: Leave Urashima-sama alone! Wait, those are my PANTIES! IIIIIEEEE!! ''(runs away)'' Naru: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO SHINOBU!!! ''(tactical nuclear front fist punch)'' ''(At this point Keitaro should be dead, however due to the fact that the author needs to sell more stories to buy his pedo porn the worst Keitaro ends up with is a *snicker* bloody nose.)'' Keitaro: WAAH! I hate my life!! (ad infinitum, ad nauseum... ''Note: At this point the article writer appears to have vomited on his keyboard'')
And it just keeps going on like this. The only way to end this is to admit you have a manga problem, punch yourself in the face until you pass out and are able find a new outlet for the repressed wapanese inside you.
[edit] Second series?
Later on, in 2001, Love Hina Again was released as a sequel to Love Hina. Consisting of only 3 episodes, the story was about Keitaro fighting the temptation to fuck his hot, inbred, orphan sister (Kanako) that adored him for so long. Keitaro being pissed off that Naru doesn't like him, Keitaro does some date rape, and uses voodoo shit to seduce Naru, but instead seduces his sister and screws her. Fans agree that Love Hina Again was more badass and sexual than the original series.
[edit] Gallery
 Haruka |
 Kaolla |
 Love Hina Manga in Color |
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 Usual Buttsex |
 Naru |
 Motoko confuses the cock for an ice cream cone. |
 Moar Naru |
 Moar Motoko |
 Mitsune |
[edit] See Also:
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Love Hina is part of a series on Anime. |
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