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Lucario

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WTF is going on here?!

The Krystal of the Pokémon fandom, Lucario are a breed of Pokémon. Much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by almost every furfag in the world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. Cynthia wields a Lucario as she does her father's penis. Ew.

Until last week, it was believed that there was only one Lucario, and that he was male. However, it has been proven that there is at least one female Lucario in existence. Srsly.

1 Possible good
2 Lucario and Mewtwo fight of DOOM
3 Fanart
4 See also

[edit] Possible good

It has been scientifically proven that, in fact, Lucario could be the best thing to happen to the non-furry community since the last major incident of fursecution. How? HE HAS A HUGE SPIKE STICKING OUT FROM HIS CHEST! Anything looking for love from him has a good chance of physical injury from even the simplest hug. This might even be a Pokemon evolutionary process to defend against furfags. It could even be the start of a beautiful flame war if pointed out to the furries who love him so much Those goddamn furfags will avoid this by hugging him from behind. They ALWAYS find a way to get what they want, unfortunately.

[edit] Lucario and Mewtwo fight of DOOM

Many have said Lucario had copied from Mewtwo, and the fans have sure shown it in smart comments. Of course, nobody cares, because they're both, like, bottom-tier characters and only fags use them anyway.

“	LUCARIO IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO FTW!	„
—Freak_255, Gamespot Forums

“	First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is uber, the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter when used correctly.	„
—L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums, explaining how they're different, and how they both are good fighter.

“	there both pretty damn crap overall, as weak as a point that is, there both more individual representatives for the pokemon series, it does feel like Lucario fights a lot like mewtwo when I have to play as him, aside from mewtwo's second jump and etc.etc	„
—nintensoldier, Gamespot Forums, Telling the absolute truth.

“	That's because it is. Lucario is just an 'improved' Mewtwo with a few different moves. Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl.	„
—Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums

“	lucario makes sudden death even more sudden then it already is.Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and he wears shorts	„
—Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums

“	I don't understand how anyone ~~can~~ (can't) play as Lucario. by choosing and by batling with him, seriously, it's a pokemon who got "mewtwo best special", a counter, a special hit that varies between distance between players and a not bad recover. His specials aren't nothing, they're original(in a way) and powerful. Plus, he's quick on attack and has some range. Don't forget about his aura capacity which upgrade his power when de got more damages If these things don't qualify him as a good fighter, what would?	„
—game-zerox, Gametrailers forums

[edit] Fanart

For some reason, every other Pokémon related image on FurAffinity is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a sick fuck. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible tentacle rape, Hermaphrodite rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although ass fucking orgies (drawn in the style of Knuffy) are common.

Lucario's reaction to the following gallery:

Gallery of his faggotry

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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I CAME!
		You sick fuck	babyfurs!
	Umm... Upper left corner.		ULTRAAA COMBOOOO!!!!
raep	Surprisingly, Knuffy DIDN'T do this...	LOL	MOAR
RAEP!
Why	is	there	so
much	of	C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!	OH SHI-
The best way to catch a Lucario is to give one a foot massage.	Yaoi is ok too.	Ahhhhh	Lucario's secret taunt found recently in Brawl.
An overall improvement on his appearance.	Lucario's fans will go to great lengths to defend his honor.	Recently, Lucario has been suffering from depression, which led to overeating.	Is that a candycane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Gmod faggotry.	Moar gmod faggotry.	How to deal with Lucario prostitutes.	Told ya that Lucario females exist.

			Gary was here,Ash is a loser.