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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

cherie_hybrid or Lucky Cuntyote or Kryptonite (more like Craptonite amirite?) is a furry who is well known for her sickening levels of attention whoring. She also manages to be a furry elitist while claiming that she is not a furry at all and is only acts like one so she can get people to buy her art and fursuits. All other people are furfags and she's smarter than all of them because she can outwit them by getting them to buy things..

Due to the high levels of yiff she enjoys, Lucky's STD Infested vagoo is known for flapping wildly in the breeze on a warm summer's day. However, she is devoted to her boyfriend, who she uses to do all of the work for her fucksuits, like a pimp without the awesome. Being involved in unnatural levels of furggotry, it can also be assumed that like all inbred blond girls, she enjoys a good dog cock now and then.

During the 2007 Anthrocon, she went so far as to confirm our suspicions by srsly whoring herself out to the highest bidder. The winner was a fag and is, thusly, irrelevant.

Contents 1 YouTube Whoring 2 LJ Exploits 3 Following 4 Fandom Secrets 5 LOL SRLY 6 External Links

[edit] YouTube Whoring

Lucky makes frequent YouTube videos in an honest attempt to advertise her fursuits and try to profit off of the unsuspecting furfags. Each video features Lucky Coyote dancing around to shitty music. This is a pale and empty attempt at being an Internet celebrity when all the world really needs is for Lucky to become an hero. Lucky Cuntyote thinking she was a smart and sly furfag decided to jump from her livejournal to another site infested with furry faggotry AKA Furafffinty, This site is literally like a trainwreck, you can't look away. Help ED by continuing to beat down the cancer of the internets by trolling the unholy coyote in our furry Jihad.

Bash or troll Lucky Cuntyote any time with this link

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/blondefoxy/

[edit] LJ Exploits

Lucky uses her Livejournal as a front for promoting her fursuits, art, and talk about the rest of her life.which all of the real world really needs is for lucky to be hunted down shot and sent to a local taxidermist for stuffing becuase as we all know furries are not humans, so human rights dont apply to them. Besides being sick fuck, lucky also has other interesting hobbies on her FA page she tells us about a few of her favorite things when the dogs bite Ugh cough cough musical voice "

Shell of choice: turtle :) WTF!

Operating system: Vista UGH - WINDOWS ZEALOT

Luckys favorite Qoute- Personal quote: 'Chicks dig the one ear up, one ear down look.' -Skuff Coyote Yeah chicks that are into beastiality and having there dog eat them out.

Music type/genre: "acid punk emo "/LOL shes not just a furfag shes a cry baby emo with razor blades too, But how can that be coyotes dont have thumb's hence they can't cut themselves EPIC FAIL!

Favorite movie: "Tank girl, TLK, Kill Bill, Sweeny Todd" Well last time I checked coyotes don't watch movies

Favorite game: "FFX" Outdated and coyotes don't play video games, they hunt kill eat and screw and make babys

Favorite game platform: PS2 once again coyotes don't have thumbs so you can't play PS2 BAWWWW! and this is also Outdated PS3 is out get with the program Crapyote

Music player of choice: Windows :)LOL FAIL - WINDOWS ZEOLOT

Favorite artist: "celestialwolfen" *BFF* another furfag and thusly irrelevent

Favorite animal: "Coyotes" LOL - did'nt see that one coming she likes coyotes alittle bit too much. :P

Favorite website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2_NkyTv8E "Lucky wouldn't know real humor if it crawled up her vagoo and died, Coyotes don't watch youtube

Favorite food: Chicken a la kien yes becuase we all know a coyotes favorite thing to eat is chicken a la kien.

On a whim, Lucky will defriend various people from her friends list which are no longer useful, particularly when she realizes that she'll have no chance seducing them into paying her.

This is a prime example of luckys Fan following thee devoted fan decided to make A mock up of one of lucky videos that she dances in her fuck suit to shitty music. Not pick on this kid becuase it would be way to easy well just post the unholy coyote worshipper for the LULZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MC_gDZauj0

One foggy night on Artist_Beware, a delicious loli posted to warn everyone that Lucky Coyote was being chased by the police. The girl had commissioned art from Lucky only to have her grandfather threaten to send the police after the big yellow coyote. The post didn't create lulz until it was deleted and the entire community banded together to urge Lucky to take legal action against the loli, despite the fact they were both inbreds from the deep south of Arlington, Texas. Lulz went up by a multiplier of 2 because it was called "serious thread." Lucky's fapping fanboys doubled in speed when they saw her in pain; however, as a woman, this should be her natural state, amirite?

On October 22, 2007, Lucky's LJ went into lock down, due to the sudden outbreak of ED-Inspired Lulz. Following this sudden change, there was a mass outcry from furries with butthurt who disparately wanted to be a part of her Live Journal; however, furries are not people, so her journal is still made of shit nobody cares about.

PROTIP: You aren't making your journal Friends Only if you're still posting public entires about fursuits and shitty art.

[edit] Following

Being a proud owner of a vagoo, has caused Lucky do develop a fanatical following made up of various furries who would give their left testicle (if furries had testicles, amirite?) to get a chance to bone her. The cult-like fanatics ofter create tribute videos on YouTube to express their undying love for their unholy Coyote God.

Generally, Lucky entirely ignores these idiots until they become useful.

Case in point:

“	Lucky the Yellow Coyote NEVER got my friend request! I made this AMV for her so she can my Confirm friend request.	„
—MasterFurryX

[edit] Fandom Secrets

One of Lucky's fans recently rose up in failing glory on Fandom Secrets.

OBSERVE:

And this proves that she has become the new cancer. Turning even the once innocent into furries. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

[edit] LOL SRLY

Srly I'm not Lucky Coyote LOLOLOLOLOL. Posted to her FA journal 12/18/2007:

"LOL this is a serious fandom guys.

And witha a serious fandom comes serious post.

This Will not be one of those post lol, cuz I, for one, do not take the "fandom" seriously :P

I figured I'd get it out thar that "Lucky Coyote" is like a big joke lol. My Original and true character has always been Kryptonite. LOL seriously the only reason "Lucky" is in exsistance is because I wanted to come up with something bland, generic and cute that I could make into a fursuit :)

LOL it worked..... WELL.

From now on though, I would like to be addressed as my name Kryptonite or Krypt for short, LOL or is you know me well enough, you are welcome to use my real name :)

Seriously, if you don't like it, just ignore me and you never have to deal with it again. Because honestly, if you can turn your back on me, then chances are, I dont give a shit about you either. Seriously.

As for commissions: 1) I will still make fursuits, they are awesome, Donthugcactistudios@yahoo.com is how you go about getting one :) 2) Art commissions however, are alittle more complicated :P I am always accepting badges commissions but all other kinds will be exsclusive and rare. This is due to my new style and the fact that I am re-developing my style as a true artist :)

Seriously, If you can't respect me, you better fucking stay away from me, I've been way to nice to too many people, for way tooo long. I'm not perfect and I never was, so please dont ever put me under a microscope. If you choose to, I garantee I'll return the favor and you'll fucking lose :)

Any way, I'll keep those of you who are intelligent people updated, other wise, go away srly lol.

Bloody Kryptonite"

[edit] External Links

• [1] Lucky's LiveJournal
• [2] Lucky's YouTube page
• [3] Lucky's Studio/Escort Service
• AIM Screen Name -- "Confirmed freak"

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