Lulznews/June Archive

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Contents 1 June 28th 2 June 27th 3 June 26th 4 June 25th 5 June 24th 6 June 22nd 7 June 15th 8 June 14th

[edit] June 28th

Scotland, Ireland, (S&M) BREAKING NEWS: Bicycles have a pooper

Schloss Holte-Stukenbrock, GERMANY, (SæN) What do you get when you cross a Horse and a Zebra? whatever the fuck this is.

[edit] June 27th

Huntsville, USA, (LNN) Internets lulz warrior Patrick Knight fails at death; executed without telling joke.

Hot Springs, USA, (ÆP) Skatboarders beaten to the ground by security become YouTube hit.

[edit] June 26th

Atlanta ,USA, (LOL) Wrestler choke holds his wife and son to death then self pwns on the ropes.

Internets, USA, (LOL) MySpace, a place for Satan, apparently Tom is the incarnation of evil, REMOVE FROM FRIENDS LIST IMMEDIATELY.

[edit] June 25th

Internets, ENGLAND, (LOL) IRL Army flamewar erupts as Facebook fan military officers ban soldiers choice MySpace for the lulz.

Boston, USA, (LOL) Couple finds love on YouTube, looks like Eppigy might stand a chance in ED:IRC... lol not really.

JAPAN, (LOL) Cockmongler no longer able open jaw wide enough to deep throat.

Rome, ITALY, (GæRDIAN) Italian women flock to all female beaches to escape perving eyes; apparently have never heard of lesbains.

[edit] June 24th

Internets, ENGLAND (/B/BC) Teacher discovers her stupid cunt students can use the internets only after calling them stupid cunts.

Grafenwohr, GERMANY, (LOL) Nazi army recruits trained in difficult art of internets deprivation.

[edit] June 22nd

Austin, USA, (LOL) Man Fæces jail after almost killing cop with parking fine payment of fermented shit.

Fitchburg, USA, (LNN) Gravedigging furniture maker decides "A human body part is fine too".

West Sussex, ENGLAND (/B/BC) Christian girls across England declare virginity with new silver ring; /b/tards shit bricks and cry a river.

[edit] June 15th

Hollywood, USA, (LOL) Hillary Clinton disgusted by Goatse; 70% of teenagers agree.

Sydney, AUSTRALIA, (FæT) Zoo keepers discover way to X-Ray your mother.

Miami, USA, (LOL) Biggest weeaboo story of the year.

[edit] June 14th

Liverpool, UK, (BBæ) Woman’s craving for pork balls goes too far

New York, USA, (LOL) Every /b/tard to be arrested after 24 year olds become CP

Seattle, USA, (LOL} Dong enlargement spam declared serious business

Rome, ITALY, (Ræters) Drunk (probably ODB) mistakes priceless Italian staircase for racetrack