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A Lunajack (usually written L-L-LUNAJACK!) is a method used on 4chan /b/ by fans of minor Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood to derail threads. It consists of an initial image of Luna, together with the text L-L-LUNAJACK!, followed by a stream of photos of Luna, both in the movie and IRL. Lunajacks have been used to combat sugar bitch Emmafags, tits or gtfo Tonksfags, blatantly weeaboo Cho fags, cockmongling Fleurfags, Peter Parker-syndrome Ginnyfags, and the rare and elusive Padma/Parvatifags. It can also occur in any thread where there is the slightest indication for engaging a Lunajack. In fact, anything you want can be indication/instigation for engaging a Lunajack. However, Lunajacking can not be used to hijack Luna threads.

How to Lunajack:

In the text field, type something involving L-L-LUNAJACK!, the mantra, or the copypasta further down this page.
In the image field, choose an image of Luna, and submit.
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PROFIT!!!
Repeat 1-5 until the thread dies, to cleanse the thread of heathen non-believers.

PROTIP: When Lunajacking, always engage CRUISE CONTROL.

1 The History
2 The Obsession
3 The Actress
4 The Copypasta
5 Known Facts
6 Luna Lovegood Drinking Game
7 L-L-LU-TUBE!
8 GAL-L-LERY!

[edit] The History

In the weeks following the release of the film Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (July 13, 2007), a growing number of /b/tards became followers of Luna. This culminated in a proposal to make her the only thing sacred on /b/. Despite great efforts, that effort failed, as usual, because of rules 34, 41, and 58. Luna is considered delicious pie, not cake, as one anon called her a "pie-face, when your face is the shape of a pie" with an accompaniment of a motivational poster. Some have suggested that Luna has a "voice that could melt diamonds." For a number of weeks, the Lunajack was briefly a proven way to counter the effects of Candlejack; however, it is believed that Candlejack has found a way to circumv

[edit] The Obsession

For whatever reason, Luna has a stranglehold over certain members of Anonymous. Rather than the generally accepted and expected "stick it in her pooper and do a barrel roll" comments, Luna is usually greeted with cries of admiration and longing by the giant pathetic fags that /b/tards are. In frequent renditions of copypasta, Luna is not the one you'd go on a one-night stand with, but rather pick her up on a date on Friday night, introduce yourself to her parents, take her out for a light dinner and a movie, drive her home, then walk her to her door step and kiss her on the cheek while promising to call her the next day. This bizarre enigma of human compassion has befuddled even the greatest minds of 4chan.

Some argue that it is because Luna is very much like the average /b/tard, especially when first encountered. Luna is depicted as socially awkward and almost completely isolated. But no one really cares because she's so cute. In recent interviews and videos, Luna's unsurpassed mixture of polite and proper behavior and sheer nervousness make her beyond adorable. Luna's IRL persona further matches that of many casual /b/tards: well-read, quite geeky, and a little socially backward.

[edit] The Actress

Luna Lovegood is portrayed by Evanna Lynch; however, it doesn't matter that we call her by her character's name, even though we call Emma Watson by her real name. This is /b/, rule 11.

[edit] The Copypasta

Two copypastas relating to Luna exist, illustrating the unacceptable end of Lunafaggotry. The first (and more popular) one goes as follows:

Dear /b/

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you 
could call it "love". I'm in love with Luna. I've lost interest in all girls, 
besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't 
cut it for me anymore.

Luna really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to 
sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I 
existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that 
will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at 
her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

A new, and even much more disturbing, copypasta has also appeared on /b/:

I think the reason why so many of us our obsessed with Luna Lovegood is because 
before she became a star, she was a geek just like us. Yes, long before she was 
cast as the amazing, perfect Luna Lovegood, she would spend her days browsing the 
internet researching Harry Potter. Now, I know not all of us like Harry Potter,
even I don't, but we can all relate to her obsession with the internet and its 
wonders. I would just love to have her for five minutes. The things I could do
that amazing creature in just that time span...oh, it makes me tingle. I'd lay
her down on my bed and whisper sweet nothings into her ear. I would then grab my
rope and throw it around her neck, using one hand to tighten the rope and the other
to masturbate my enormous cock. I would blow my load in her face at the moment 
she completely loses oxygen and inevitably dies. This would link my intense orgasm 
to her death, making her forever apart of me.

However, it must be emphasized that most lunafags are probably just 'normal' fans, or trolls - as certain elements of /b/ cannot stand being Lunajacked.

[edit] Known Facts

Luna's patronus is a mudkip.
She is one of two Harry Potter characters who exist IRL; the other is J.K. Rofling.
Luna can see zombie bat horses because she saw her mom bite the big one. This makes her very good at finding mindfucks as well.
People like to take her shoes.
Just when you think it's died, someone will do a Lunajack.
Last year Lunajacks cost the US economy over $28bn.

[edit] Luna Lovegood Drinking Game

Begin by watching this interview http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APSczwZoxi0.

- for beginners http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfaPmAO6z2o.

Every time Luna uses the word "ehm", take a shot.

If you cum before dying of alcohol poisoning, you lose.

[edit] L-L-LU-TUBE!

[edit] GAL-L-LERY!

Candlejack immun-	OBEY.	OBEY.	OBEY.
OBEY.	OBEY.	It's for her own good.	Nargles
DIVINE BEING	We all have our vices	Coke is serious business	sup chofags?
PIE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS!	Motivate this!	Dinner with the Goddess of /b/	Picture is made of 100% win, not from concentrate
Bitches don't know shit. Except this one.	Flawless Execution /b/	for when you sort of want, OH SHI- GET IN THE CAR!	LOL WUT
Got Buns Hun?	you herd rite, luna leiks mudkips	For when there's not enough of something	OH LAWD!
Dickbut!	even tames Leonidas	Epic machine code	NAO IS TIME FOR PIE.
The true path	Nigra beware	/b/lackup fo' lyfe	Luna Lovegood: Now with her own theme day.
MOAR combos	In Lvna We Trvst	On a scale of 1 to 10, Luna iS OVER NINE THOUSAND!	On the screen.
LUNA IS ALL THAT MATTERS /B/	Lure them. Most will know the difference, but some will think it's her.	'Cause, you know, it's hard to tell the difference, so it's her.	coulda sworn i herd sumthin bout nargles
You're going to need moar than your word.	I lol'd, You lol'd, Everybody's lol'd	Because nailbats break	L-L-LUNAJACK!
What are you doing?	Resistance is futile.	No, really, where?	I has a samwell, but i eated it
Good, bad? I'm the guy with the Luna	OH SHI-	I find the best part of a woman to be the boobies.	The secret is out.
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