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Barack Hussein Obama lynched for 9/11 and for possession of weapons of mass-destruction, although the latter was actually perpetrated by the Jews.

A popular activity in which several good ol' White, Masonic, upstandin' gentlemen, after a night of drinking heavily, find a nigger and a tree branch and connect them with a short rope. Niggers often protested this fun, harmless activity because they take themselves too seriously and they are racist against White people. But these Niggers were probably never lynched because, as we all know, niggers love being lynched. It makes them feel superior and more at home because it reminds them of their original jungle habitat.

The origins of this widely celebrated pastime are cloaked in mystery, some say that by hanging a nigger in your tree will scare away apple thieves.