Lynching

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Lynching is a popular activity in which several good ol' white, Masonic, upstandin' gentlemen, after a night of drinking heavily, find a nigger and a tree branch then connect them with a short rope. Niggers often protested this fun, harmless activity because they take themselves too seriously and are racist against white people.

The true origins of this widely celebrated pastime are cloaked in mystery. However, some say that hanging a nigger in your tree will scare away apple thieves.

For more instructions on how to deal with overcooked fellows, consult your nearest nigger manual.

Did you know?

That not only niggers are lynched, Jews are too?

Gallery

IMMA FIRIN' MA LYNCHARRR	Fine Folk	Upstanding Gentlemen.	Doing it Right.
Ahhh, refreshing.	As you can see, the black people in this picture are enjoying themselves.	His lips had grown too large to frighten apple thieves, so they had to cover him.

See Also

• NO NIGGERS
• Prussian Blue
• Cillit bang
• White nationalism