Lyndon Larouche
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Lyndon Hermyle LaRouche commonly referred to as fucktard is a crazy Jew who wants to rule the world. His policies have been commonly criticized for being buttfucking insane. He has been running for president for the last 30 years, unfazed by the fact that all of his attempts so far have been gigantic failure. Compare this to the interwebs fueled super-success of Ron Paul. Larouche also doesn't seem to care that his good ideas have already been used by someone else who didn't do so well after a few years.
His greatest accomplishment in life has been to make Alex Jones look reasonable and respectable. Many think he does this just to sell more of his books.
Unlike most people, who blame the Jews for everything that goes wrong, Larouche blames the British (but clarifies that the British are actually controlled by Jewish Bankers). He is also willing to give the Democrats a pass despite numerous questionable things that have happened during the rule of democratic presidents. It is important to note that while Larouche trusts the governments completely his first rule is never trust a businessman since they are all thieving cunts like him.
He loves FDR even though it is common knowledge among conspiracy theorists that FDR did 12/7.
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