My Chemical Romance
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My Chemical Romance is the gayest bunch of fucking whiny emo faggots the music world has ever seen. But don't tell any of their over 9000 fans this, they will defend MCR above all other things in life (Even PULP). The band also has a shitty fansite. For some reason, probably to appease the faggoty geisha-man demographic, the My Chemical Romance song "Dead!" was a whole fucking MCR expansion pack is available for the Xbox 360 version of Guitar Hero II. In truth, just like any biker club includes at least 2 Toby Keith tracks in its jukebox, the addition of this song serves simply as a means for the rest of us to screen the clueless douches who "rock out" to the dulcet tones of this fag-brigade.
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[edit] Band Members
[edit] Gerard Way
More like Gerard GAY, amirite? Possibly the biggest quasigothyc faggot ever conceived. His castration-induced falsetto fucks the minds of shitferbrains 16 year old girls, and goes directly from the ears to the groin. Resembles a fat pink raccoon, a fact that the band often gets hot and bothered about. [1]
Recently, he decided to dye his hair blonde, thus fulfilling his lifelong dream of being indistinguishable from his first-ever Barbie doll. Actually the blonde hair isn't dye. It was to be said Pete Wentz got it on with him one night and skeeted all over his hair then cut it.
If Gerard Way was a barbie doll he would be a tart and would have joined the spice girls.
However, I personally believe Gerard Way dyed his hair because he read My Immortal, the shittiest fanfic to have ever appeared on the Internet.
Gerard Way is said to have the most sex with under 16 boys in the world and is best mates with Micheal Jackson.
Gerard believes he sounds exactly like Freddie Mercury, but he is only like him in the respect that he can't get enough of that delicious buttsex.
On July 10th 2008, Gerard Way was the subject of a particularly win prank that came spiraling out of the halls of Ebaumsworld. It began with the usual post of WHEN I WAS, then OP said to go to the MCR page on Last.FM and post RIP Gerard Way 1977 - 2008. Soon, the page was full of comments, causing mass confusion among the emos. As the prank escalated, fake news reports and screenshots were created to help spread the news among various news sources like Digg and various emo forums.
Eventually the culprit was found when some newfag broke rules 1 and 2 on a guitar forum while trying to be funny. Then, screenshots of the /b/ thread was uploaded to the talk page of Gerard Way on Wikipedia. The total raid/prank lasted at least 100 hours, and due to the spread of the news to such locations as Digg Yahoo Answers, and even IRL radio stations it was pronounced a win of the epic variety.
Gerard also claims that emo is a load of fucking (which it is) and he doesn't give a shit about it. Well Gerard, take some time to wipe that faggot makeup off your face.
[edit] Mikey Way
This greasy looking emo nerd is the brother of Gerard Way. He used to bully his brother in high school but despite this promising fact he is still shit. His real name is Mickey Mouse.
He used to wear glasses, which again adds to his lack of respect. In some South African countries wearing glasses is an arrestable offense so best if ole Mikey boy stays away.
This is what MCR talk about the people who try to rule things by making others look small in the vision of "cool" and lots of people don't like them coz they mostly tell the truth about that and give the "uncool" people a chance these people can be called geek, emo or lots of other cruel names and THEY/WE ARE NOT IN A CULT or else there is a cult of tart
Wow, talk about BUTTHURT
[edit] Frank Iero
This guy is the height of a midget. Or you could say he's fun-sized. Apart from that he also has the biggest fucktard emo fringe I've ever seen. He once kicked Gerard Way in the nuts on stage. Despite the promising lulz induced by this fact, he is still a total fucktard. He enjoys sucking cock and licking man ass in his freetime. He did used to be in American Nightmare and Give Up The Ghost for a while...which makes him less of a faggot I guess....even if their singer only has one arm.
[edit] Ray Toro
He would have to be one of the ugliest people to ever be squeezed out of a jackal's vagina. I assume he grew his enormous afro to take the emphasis off his face, unfortunately for everyone it didn't work.
Ray Toro is also the cause of many teenage girls and boys becoming An Hero, due to insane amounts of Ray/Gerard slash fiction. Many young children have died in the forest of his afro.
Ray Toro isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Ray Toro.
[edit] Bob Bryar
From looking at this guy it's hard to see but he is in fact a lisped fag. He is also a former fatass and wears a clown wig. He might be the illegitimate son of that one guy from The Turtles. Not to mention, he's a ranga. He's also know to be a fucking crybaby, this was revealed to the wider world, when he was pwned by Jonathan Ross on British Televison
[edit] Waycest
It has become popular in fanfiction to write Waycest, sexual relations between the two brothers in the band. Basement dwelling fantards spend their weeks on end crafting their sick fuck stories to post on communities dedicated to fantasies of incestual buttsecks. This is just one example of the perverted retards who listen to their shitty so called music.
[edit] Onstage behavior
When MCR performs, the transvestite 16 year old girls have raging erections as they watch the members of this pile of shit band have wild orgies on stage and play music every once in a while. Usually the faggot singer Gerard Way is always making out with one of the members of the band and has many times engaged in sexual activities with his brother Mikey Way because he likes it when Mikey sticks his one hundred mile dick in his ass like he did when they were kids.
[edit] Fans
Pretentious spoiled rich kids coming from various parts of Surrey, Greater London, and the whole of the United States trying to rebel "the system". Identifiable by the huge penis on their heads, and a complete lacks of lulz. Often seen hanging around local parks looking like fags, or for those who really want to seem like a complete pile of shit, crying at music concerts.
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[edit] The Black Parade curse
Some recent unfortunate lulzy events: (Note: The following are only unfortunate because one of them has yet to die.)
- While recording the album Mikey had bipolar depression and had to leave the band for a while to see a psychiatrist.
- In August Bob got burned and Gerard injured his ankle while filming some shit video. Bob then had a staph infection. If he waited to see a nurse two days later, he would have died.
- They got bottled while performing in London. (see below)
- In October, the lead singer from Towers of London flicked a cigarette at Bob while he was performing.
- Frank had to drop from the tour in Japan because he was ill.
- Gee cracked his rib.
- They caught food poisoning.
- The Virginia Tech massacre is also a part of the curse. Teenagers was set to be released on April 23, but it had to be postponed.
- Bob broke his foot.
- A chancellor from UBC gave concertgoers drugs at the Virgin Festival in Vancouver.
- Their amps and lighting collapsed at a show near Venice.
- Their first drummer died in a bizarre gardening accident.
- Mikey was permanently blinded in his left eye after a creamy pirate gone awry.
Sadly, the death of a current band member has yet to result from one of these incidents.
Here is a refreshingly original take on the masterful lyrics of this magnificent song:
When I was an emo
My father said I looked like a woman
And smacked me in the head
He said
"Son when you grow up, do you really want to look like a fucking drag queen?
And be beaten and be damned?"
He said
"Will you cut your hair, change your clothes, and just stop fucking whining, 'cos no-one gives a shit?
Because one day you'll see that,
A MySpace page doesnt mean that,
You have any friends at all."
When I was an emo,
My father said I looked like a woman
And smacked me in the head
He said,
"Son when you grow up, do you really want to look like a fucking drag queen?
And be beaten and be damned?"
Sometimes I get the feeling they're all laughing at me (oh wait, they are!)
And other times I feel like I should die (Yes I should!)
Through it all, I whine and bawl, have tantrums in the streets.
When you're gone we want you all to know
We'll have a laugh,
We'll have a laugh
Though your dead and gone believe me your torment will go on
Have a laugh
We'll have a laugh
And in my heart I cant contain it
The lulz are too much to explain it
And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams
The internet hate machine will kill you all
So, watch out, blacks! They'll take it back
Lets shout it loud and clear
We hear the call to LULZ
To have a laugh
We'll have a laugh
Though your dead and gone believe me your torment will go on
We'll have a laugh
And though you're broken and defeated we're still pissing ourselves with laughter
And on we carry through the lulz
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of your mom
Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause
I could not care at all, fucking emo
I'll never get free
Cause the world, will always hate me
Anon will laugh, they will break me
Want it all
I'm gonna whine this part
Wont stop crying or get over it
I should be ashamed
I'm gonna show my tears
Look at my hair, such an awesome fringe
Listen here, because it's only..
I'm just a man
I'm not an emo! (I like pop punk!)
Just a boy, who's meant to whinge this song
Just a man,
I'm not an emo! (I like pop punk!)
We -- don't -- care
Have a laugh
We'll have a laugh
Though your dead and gone believe me Your torment will go on
We'll have a laugh
And though you're broken and defeated we're still pissing ourselves with laughter
We'll have a laugh
We'll have a laugh
We'll have a laugh
We'll have a...
[edit] Bottled
At the 2006 Reading and Leeds Festival, the event organisers had the brilliant idea of having My Chemical Romance play right after Buffy. The fortunate juxtaposition of alcohol, metal heads and pussy faggotry resulted in massive lulz as MCR had the shit bottled out of them on stage as they performed. Large sections of the audience threw bacon, tangerines, golf balls, and bottles filled with urine at the group as they played. Gerard Way then became unbelievably butthurt, who then introduced a track saying:
"This song is called Thanks for All the Bottles, Thanks for All the Piss, Thanks for All the Golf Balls, Thanks for All the Apples and Thanks for All the Sticky Shit."
They then proceeded to BAAWWWW and slit their wrists. Eventually one of the bottles struck Gerard Way in the head and he was knocked out for over 9000 hours. This was considered by most onlookers to be the highlight of the entire festival year, the ferocious attacker himself was later made a knight and has since become Sir Jeffory McHigginns.
[edit] Bottled, Again!
Apparently, My Chemical Romance is as stupid as they are shitty. They didn't learn their lesson from their epic pwning at Reading and Leads because they agreed to headline the Download Festival 07 instead of another shit band, Korn who were forced to play the shittier smaller stage resulting in much butthurt and injuries. Lulz struck twice as the MCR had the crap bottled out of them again. Despite putting out a pathetic 45 minutes that evening, Kerrang media gave them 5Ks out of 5 and played heavily edited versions (i.e. lack of bottles and avoiding the vacuous empty fields) of their shitty performance.
[edit] More Videos
Gayness
Lol Gerard in blackface
[edit] Comments on this article from MCR fans
[edit] Mass Suicide
My Chem fagglets are planing a mass suicide on May 31st BCUZ THEY'RE SO HXC!!!1!! Fucking confused kids are showing how they're not a suicide cult by committing suicide! Others are saying "GUIZ MY CHEM SAVZ LIVEZ NOT END THUM." My Chemical Romance fans are among the smartest people to walk planet Earth. OH SHIT SON! IT WAS JUST PRETEND!
[edit] See Also
- Operation Jewtube
Goth"When a My Chemical Romance fan claims to be goth, we call them a poser and throw them in the dumpster." - Gothzilla- E-Psychiatrist
- Emo
[edit] External Links
- An MCR Forum. Troll Plz.
- Fighting hard for the #1 spot in the emo chart, courtesy last.fm
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