MIA Encyclopedia Dramaticians
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Few, The Proud, The Brave. The following is a list of ED's finest who are missing in action. Some left with nary a farewell, others just fell off the map...all are missed.
- Blu Aardvark - Eaten to death by his own specially bred sporting dogs.
- CATS - Won the UK lottery.
- Jawsome - Unfortunately entered into a healthy relationship and possibly graduated from Art School.
- Ket - Snatched by dingos in the Australian outback. He was An Tyrant.
- Paco - ED's token Beaner, Paco went back to Mexico to get a decent job after the US economy took a crap.
- Quasidan - ED's token Jew never returned from Yom Kippur where he was asked to atone for his contributions to ED.
- Ribo - Thought to be in Gitmo after being mistaken for Cho Seung Hui on the Virginia Tech campus.
- Speedycat - He sure was speedy.
- Wattage - Wattage appeared on the ED:Map in late 2006 and immediately set about ræping the fuck out of the fledgling YouTube, trollling Culexor, PeppermintPatti, Argent and Bravesgirl. This troll of trolls simply vanished into the ether in late 2007 after -rumour has it- finding God.
- Zenophile - Turned out to be The Final Boss of Chanology, vanished without trace when Anon's forces were overrun by moralfags. Thought to be Agent Pubeit.
- Zionistacat - Still trying to assemble a bookshelf in IKEA.
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