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MILF

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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck


MILF is a term popularised by quality American teen movies. By its very nature, the phrase MILF implies "older" or more "mature" women. Taken literally it can include teen mothers, 20somethings, 30somethings, and grandmothers. Typically it means a 35+ year old woman with large, (generally) fake breasts and lips built for beejay duty. BEWARE: Woman older than 45 years old may suffer Mad Cow Disease.

The only requirements are that they are a hot and a mother. Godwin's M.I.L.F. Law states that:


 
 
as a MILF gets older, the probability of her taking it in the ass on the first date approaches 100%.
 

 



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