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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

MILF is a term popularised by quality American teen movies. By its very nature, the phrase MILF implies "older" or more "mature" women. Taken literally it can include teen mothers, 20somethings, 30somethings, and grandmothers. Typically it means a 35+ year old woman with large, (generally) fake breasts and lips built for beejay duty. BEWARE: Woman older than 45 years old may suffer Mad Cow Disease.

The only requirements are that they are a hot and a mother. Godwin's M.I.L.F. Law states that:

“	as a MILF gets older, the probability of her taking it in the ass on the first date approaches 100%.	„

[edit] Famous MILFs

• Stifler's mom
• Sarah Jane Smith
• Sandy
• Jameth
• Eel girl
• Barbara Bush
• Chester Bennington
• Terri Schiavo
• Desperate Housewives
• EmeraldGuardian1's mom
• Nicole Richie
• Lindsey Roberts
• Helen Mirren
• Verynicelady

Anal sex, just like grandma made back in the old country.

Thanks to time travel, a woman can still be a MILF, even if she's old enough to be a grandma.

You would - look at the hands!

[edit] See Also

• Your mom