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[edit] What the fuck is a MMORPG?

A usual thing that happens in MMORPGs
A usual thing that happens in MMORPGs

An acronym for Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Life Consuming Game. This can also be referred to as Massive Mega Online Raping Pokemanz Gurofest or in more accurate terms: Many Males Role Playing Girls. An MMORPG is an unpaid, expensive, hard, boring, tiring and drama-generating job. The whole sense of MMORPG is that you pay to become fat and to keep your virginity. MMORPG's are also unique in that they are the only known method of living your own life vicariously. Which is pathetic. And more than a little bit sad. Actually, it's very, very, very sad. Sadder than Richard Simmons, even.

If you're playing a female character then you're cheating. An example is Kelly Martin or Rebecca on the Wikipedia MMORPG.

MMORPGs are a sinister communist plot. They enthrall people to the point where they don't bother to shower, shave, sleep, eat, drink, get up to go to the bathroom, or take care of their children. This must be communist magick because the gameplay of every MMORPG goes as follows: Do something. Do the same thing again. Keep doing it 9 hours a day every day for the rest of your life. MMORPGs are like having a job except you pay for it instead of making money) EverQuest, for example, is called "EverCrack" in an unfunny attempt at fanboy humor, but few know that the game is actually in fact laced with crack.

People actually fucking sell magic items from MMORPGs on eBay, thus unintentionally making a brilliant satire of capitalism. MMORPGs also have their own mafias, the members of which are obviously all azns Japanophiles who don't know all MMORPG's are made in Korea.

[edit] Massively Multiplayer Online Transgender Simulation

A lot of male humans IRL seem to enjoy playing a female character on MMORPGs. To most people this would be a sign of being queer or something similar, but when confronting a player who does this, they'll usually counter with something along the lines of; "I don't wanna sit around watching a guys ass move all day" or "I just want sum eyecandy". Is this really a desire for some softcore porn? Or is it a cry for a sex change? Do you ever hear of girls playing as guys on MMORPGs? As a matter of fact, have you ever heard of a girl playing as any kind of character on a MMORPG? Not really, no. Only the morbidly obese, and underage emos.

The alternative is that the player has a god complex -- usually evident to the player -- which causes them to create characters that act as a controlled underling rather than a digital version of the player. This likely comes from failing at real life, so someone will pay, even if that person is their own creation within someone else's creation.

[edit] Terms & Acronyms

An agro.
An agro.
A controversial new MMO.
A controversial new MMO.
  • Aggro - Sex appeal to enemies. The MMORPGs are all about whomever has the prettiest and sexiest armor, so tell the whole undead-dragon castle about it with your friends and group members. Or it can refer to the picture to the right.
  • Buff - Viagra doses for people's characters.
  • Crit - When the game decides to shit with you by randomly doing more damage than you usually do making you think that you actually achieved something in the game
  • DPS - Dick Punching Speed, this is the fastest way to steal money from medieval hookers.
  • Epic - Usually a UBER RARE item that people in China will kill you for IRL.
  • Farmer - A Korean working in a sweatshop in some god-forsaken shit city somewhere in south Korea. They are well known for pissing you off in-game by forcing you to buy massive amounts of gold for like two fucking dollars. Their Gold:Hourly Wage ratio is about 100:15 cents.
  • Grind - This is 90% of a MMORPG, the other 10% are wacky novelty items like Christmas hats.
  • Guild - A group of players, banded together with a crummy tag or logo. This is where a lot of drama comes into MMORPGs. See also circlejerk.
  • LFG/MP - Looking for Genitalia/My Penis. A condition where players become too Fat IRL and are no longer able to locate their sex organs.
  • Loot- The reason why anybody plays an MMORPG. It ranges from a criminal's rectal hair (quest item) to a gigantic AssFuck-Mace. Without loot, an MMORPG will cease to exist.
  • Lvl- Short for "level," a rough measure of how much time and money you've spent on the game. Used mainly to determine whether you're about to get raped by the guy you just picked a fight with.
  • Ninja - Normal person who realizes waiting 6 months for their turn to loot is absurd. Also see Troll.
  • Party - Huge bonanza with girls and beer... Just kidding, all MMO players are Asexual
  • PK - Player Killer, a true internet tough guy with an epenis length of at least 100.
  • Pug - Prostitutes n'Underage Group. This term is where unskilled players (Usually 10 year old players who play as Gnomes) find cheap whores off the city streets to hopefully do a dungeon with because they don't have any real friends that'll help them get the lootz. May also refer to the type of dog that the player is interested in screwing (see Furry.)
  • PvE - Player vs Environment, the type of gameplay where pussy-players must sign a fine-printed contract to battle each other.
  • PvP - Player vs Player, this is where epenis comes into MMORPGs. Usually involves slamming your face into the keyboard while masturbating.
  • Raid - What hardcore gamers have to spray under their giant guts to keep the roaches away.
  • RMT - Real money trader, yes, people actually spend their IRL money on in game cashmonies.
  • Tank - A physically strong player that weaker classes will use as a shield. Can easily be played by the retarded, or even azns.
  • Toon - The gayest way to refer to a character ever. Don't use it, unless you want Butthurt.
  • WTB/S - Want to buy/sell. Players usually sell "magic ass dust" or overpriced-shit-quality-weaponry they recently pulled out of a bear's anus after slaying it.

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all above can assumed to be epic wastes of time, and causers of cancer

[edit] Kind-of MMORPGs


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MMORPG

MMORPGs

City of Heroes | Conquer Online | DAoC | Everquest | Final Fantasy XI | FlyFF | Guild Wars | Maple Story | Pangya | Ragnarok Online | RuneScape | Silkroad Online | Wikipedia | World of Warcraft

Semi-MMORPGs

Endless Online | Graal | Kingdom of Loathing | Progress Quest | Tibia

WTF

MMORPG is a part of a series on acronyms.

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