Madagascar
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Madagascar is a shit African country, notable for its complete lack of airports and borders. This is something the government of Madagascar takes full advantage of, closing down EVERYTHING should someone start coughing in Australia. As such, no virus (even Swine Influenza) stands the slightest chance against the people of Madagascar.
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Pandemic II
Though Madagascar is a fairly lulzless piece of shit island in real life, inhabited by anthropomorphic CGI characters, the Madagascar of the game Pandemic II, made by the fags on Jewgrounds, is actually one of the lulziest and most RAGE-generating countries ever.
As Anonymous played the game, attempting to wipe out mankind with a disease (JUST LEIK OTI AMIRITE?), many Anons discovered their plans for total extinction of the human race was thwarted by a bunch of dumb Island Niggers, closing down their only seaport. That's right folks, according to this game - not only do the people of Madagascar possess superior hearing that allows them to detect the coughing of infected people in New Zealand; there is only one seaport.
MADAGASCAR:
- NO AIRPORTS
- NO BORDERS
- NO WATER SUPPLY
- NO COUGHING
- ONE FUCKING SEAPORT
- FINAL DESTINATION
Shit Was SO Closed
Hey Diseases,
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lethal, undetectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any deaths? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading to most of the world because of your low visibility, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than "fatigue" and "sores"? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port. (see gallery for pic)
Fresh Outbreak
Now this is a story, all about how
My shipyard closed, it got shut down
Now I'd like to spread a virus, just sit right here,
I'll show you how I'll wipe out man in the space of a year.
In the jungles of Brazil, in the tropical breeze
out in the forest is where you heard the first sneeze
Spreadin' out, infecting, evolving gene pool
And using those shipyards and airports as my tool.
When that damn Madagascar, who was up to the scheme.
Started closing ports to make his country clean.
I had one little cough and the advisers got scared
and said you movin' with your nigger auntie and uncle in Zaire
I whistled for a ferry and when it came near
they had medical masks on and their sweat stank of fear
if anything I could say that the air smelt kind of queer
but I said fuck it yo home to Zaire
I, pulled, up to the dock tryin' to scan for the sick
and I yelled to the skipper
"I'm still healthy, suck my dick"
Got a look at the inland, I was finally there
Only to be infected in the nation of Zaire.
Madagascar Wrestling
Madagascarians (Madagascars? Madagascaroids?) The Malagasy have their own unique version of professional wrestling. They use a two-sided ring and fans sit on the floor, as chairs are a luxury there. The wrestlers perform high-flying moves like the Spaceman Tornesial Armdrag, 360 degree flips over the top rope and double reverse ninja kicks with an atomic hog drop.
Samolian Joe is the current Heavyweight Champion of Madagascar after beating Super Blue Cross #6 for the title. The pair recently made their debut on North American television.
Pandemic Gallery
Lulz continued to ensue as anon MS Paint'd their frustration away in a myriad of poorly drawn yet still lol worthy cave paintings ironically of the same quality as local Madagascan art.
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