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Madradrant

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OIC.
OIC.
Madradrant is the ~best~ community on livejournal. Every member is OBVIOUSLY filthy rich and have indoor watterfalls and gold toilets in their homes. They're rumoured to not eat human food, but eat fresh corpses, and they only sleep on nails and shattered glass. Members are also fans of attending tranny clubs. Gerard Way is rumoured to be part of this extraordinary group of the most amazing people to grace the earth.

There is a legion of unwanted albanian oompa loompa babies lurking the crevices of the community who enjoy reporting fabulous users and the community itself in an attempt to make themselves feel better about their ugly, pathetic existance. These trolls were denied access from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory so now fap to the tranny posts and try to sue the community with their internets lawyers.

The community has endured many epic threads, driving users to plastic surgeons world wide. Regularly turning against their own in a savage, superficial rage is what these people do best. If your Urban Outfitters cord headband is out of place, your scenequeen extensions look more like a scarf, your jizz lips glimmer under the UV tan lamps that surround you, or if you have a ten-head you will be torn apart. Sometimes ugly members join under the delusion they can join the cult and are assured safety in numbers. This delusion is one that has been shattered for many, many users in things called "member outings".

Common posts include: ugly scene kids, each other, trannies, morbidly obese people, fat people who like sex a lot, juggalos, and your mom.

According to LiveJournal users who cannot pass the application process, all members, especially the mods, are "ugly and couldn't make it past the application process if tried". This is what is known as being "butthurt". The application process is done through JoinMadRadRant. (NOTE: need not apply unless you are indie or male)


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[edit] Rumours of the MRR legacy

MRR's bitch
MRR's bitch

It is rumoured "MRR" (as it is more commonly known) once made the inmates of Guantanamo Bay cry and resort to the lyrical teachings of My Chemical Romance. It is rumoured "MRR" are part of a huge drug smuggling circle that provide many popular faces such as Whitney Houston, Kate Moss & Pete Doherty with their fix. It is rumoured "MRR" killed Elvis with their fist of iron. They can talk to God, and he's not happy with MySpace. MRR are also rumoured to be behind the radioactive poisoning of Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko. Recent flooding in Britain was, in fact, the result of every member in MRR flushing their toilet at the same time. MRR don't brush their teeth with mortal brushes, instead they brush with a fistful of rusty nails and broken glass. MRR decides who gets herpes.


[edit] What Mustache?

Here, take my monocle
Here, take my monocle
One destined night, glorify placed upon a delightful picture of herself an even more delightful image of her decorated with a monocle and a moustache. The other MRR members applauded her for her class and style, and proceeded to clamor for their own bemonocletached icons. The entire glorious gene pool of MRR had now evolved to superclassy.

The interwebs proceeded to flip a shit. Jealousy and rumors ran through the fields of chaos, and livejournal users denounced the lovable icons of MRR as "looking for attention", phailing to realize that MRR members, the swankiest of the swank do not demand attention, but birthed the bastard attention from their minty fresh vaginas after a hot night with Pedro. They will proceed to chant, "Thaaaaaaaaaaanks I did it myself." No! None of this nonsense is true, and is all blasphemous. Listen not to these liars filled with ignorant hatred. Forgive them father, for they do not understand!


[edit] Notable Members

[edit] Supposed Meetup

It is rumoured that there is a MRR HQ heavily guarded by satan's hounds. It is rumoured that before the good old days turned sour, our boy Osama would hang out for a weekend away before he turned pyscho. Many members enjoy meeting up for casual hook ups, after which the "black widow" will feast upon her partner's blood and chuck their corpses onto Mexican rail ways. After which other, lamer communities like to anally rape the MRR cast offs. The most recent MRR meet up was on the 2nd of July '07, no one turned up as everyone feared being outted, and no one could leave their computer for the length required to leave their homes.


[edit] Hobbies and Common Interests

Whilst not harassing people on the internet, the members of MRR are all very active, enjoyable human beings. Their hobbies include completing acts of masturbation with hobos, creating their own porn as seen on brutaldildos.com.


[edit] Not_MRR

This is madness!
This is madness!
The glory days of madradrant have passed and moved on to a new community, not_mrr. This community is open to only the ~coolest~ of madradrant members.

Not_MRR's are infamously known to raid stupid posts on various other LiveJournal communities with their blinding wit and sarcastic comebacks. They frequent madradstalkers and madradhair, central locations to find retards. Once the raiding has begun, the "raidee" usually comments with a long rambling comment about how not_mrr users need lives and how ugly they all are, to which the not_mrr-ers reply with copying and pasting the original comment. Victory always ensues when the retards either delete their entry or stop replying all together. Not_MRR has never lost a battle.


[edit] All I Fucking Wanted 

 All I fucking wanted was some pictures of her and her hair.
 I don't fucking care if any of you cocksuckers like the cut or not, 
 if you would please re-read my very short and simple entry, 
 you will find that I did not ask for opinions on the cut, 
 I simply requested pictures.

 So please take your ill-advised petty bitching and empty insults 
 to madradrant or something.
 And if it makes you feel any fucking better, just don't fucking 
 cut your hair like this and shut the fuck up.


[edit] Nobel Prize Winning Poetry 

 Sit down, children, gather 'round
 And I'll tell you of the chronicles
 Of how MadRadRant came to be,
 A little tale of mustaches and monocles.

 O, the day MadRadTalkShit was born!
 'Twas a glorious occasion indeed
 We ranted and raved all through the night
 About a certain scenester breed

 It all started with Miss Kiki Kannibal
 And her ridiculous raccoon-striped hair
 Can't forget about little SIFster Dakota
 And that tranny Jeffree Star, to be fair

 Oh, Audrey Kitching, whose ratty pink hair
 And fake moles we just love to hate
 She lost Jac, Hanna, Zui, all her friends
 But at least she still has brooklyn8?

 When you threaten to sue the entire internets
 You know your whole life is in shambles
 But enough about Audz, remember when
 John Hock gave his own dick myspace angles?

 But MadRadTalkShit was no more!
 For a certain mod went frantic,
 Deleted the community in a rage,
 After she was outted for being gigantic.

 But, fear not! The day was saved
 When MadRadRant was created
 With innocent replies like "What mustache?"
 We quickly grew ~*elite and hated.

 From MadRadRant spawned not_MRR,
 As well as whiskers for Year of the Rat
 We often chimed "Thanks, I did it myself!"
 But now it's just "Here, take my hat!"

 No! Don't shoot!, you barhopping slut
 (What I did there, did you see?)
 Something smells awfully fishy in here...
 I'm gonna go do anorexia, BRB

 Also, you will get your period soon.
 So unsuspecting internet users, beware!
 It may seem like we just want to PEEP PEEP, but
 All I fucking wanted was pictures of her and her hair.

 -- by AgainstMarj


[edit] Gallery

Scene prom.

The day MRR struck gold.

um excuse me wtf r u doin

"I have found a new internet. I am now /b/."

"I have found a new internet. I am now /b/."

OM NOM NOM

My tumor. Let me show you it.

Nooo they be stealin mah monocle!

Yiff da whiff?

Credit to by_thesea

n00dz with angles automatically means no ability to mosh.

No, don't shoot!

Bitches love us.

25% of our lovely non-profit organization goes up our ass. 75% goes towards moar razors.

The standard beard growing competition.

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY IMPOSTORS

[edit] External Links

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