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The Moar You Know!

DID YOU KNOW...

NOW YOU KNOW!

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July 4th, 2007 in the lulzy news

Hillsdale, USA, (LNN) Internets 1227 h4x0r prankster charged with deleting friends MySpace; he's the mayor of his town.

Internets, BRITAIN, (LNN) Delicious Loli sells virginity on MaltaStar.com; parents not so happy.

Sherborn, USA, (LNN) The next Mr. Hands steps forward, a sheepfucker who ISN'T from New Zealand.

Blast From The Past News: 1999

Sub-Saharan Africa, (LNN) "Sand in my vagina?" It's moar pleasurable than you think!

Today's News About China In Dutch!

Hong Kong, NOT CHINA (LOL) Blerp bleep bloop Wu Ping dreep drop drert. LOL WUT?

Day-old lulzy news, July 2nd, 2007

Bridgeville, USA, (ÆBC) Californian town to be sold on eBay again after owner becomes an hero.

In your pants,CANAIDSDA, (LNN) Genius CanAIDSian combines porno and pizza, some surpised to find tangy new mayonaise like topping.

In your pants, JAPAN, (LNN) Politically correct naked Jap news program to collect tax break from deaf kawaii ^_^


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Jesus is my coach

Sinner of the Month

Shame on Sokevinsays. Sokevinsays is probably better known by his handle "A RAPE SPIDER", which clearly glorifies sexual immorality. He may also be a homosexual or bisexual, as A RAPE SPIDER has been known to approach people of either gender (and even those of indeterminate gender). As this sinner clearly has no respect for the Commandments of God, he has earned the dubious honor of being labeled "sinner of the month".

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