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Malerymalamute

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

But it's consensual!

malerymalamute is a disgusting furry dogfucker and subject of a recent lolz-fest on fursecution.

On 29 Aug 2006, erlkonigvinz was surfing around Pounced.org only to discover a frightening (but typical) furry personal ad; that which belonged to Malery Malamute.

A fight broke out on fursecution only a few short hours later when Malery was tipped off to an entry made about her. The original complaint was that she didn't make a lot of sense, but as with all furry discussions, the topic quickly turned to fucking dogs.

Things turned even more sour when ashi moto made the announcement that Malery was an obvious troll. Fingers flew: Rooterhusky, Julius Flint, and a number of others were accused of being Malery. Furries turned against other furries, trolls against other trolls.

Ashi moto later retracted her theory that Malery is a troll. Some claim to know her IRL. Some hang onto the troll idea. Few know the truth.

As of September 1st, 2006, 11 PM EST, there were 3 post to Malery's LJ totaling roughly 164 comments, 4 posts on fursecution totaling 530 comments, and one post to drama_awesome with 61 comments. (That's 755 in all.) Many people have saved many copies and screeenshots.

If Malery was indeed a troll, her lulz meter shall be at 11 for a long, long time.