Malice bd
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
malice_bd is an Internet celebrity [1], camwhore[2] and drama queen
She is also pretty fucking hot, which explains why she eats emo cutters for breakfast.
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[edit] Hakzing kode krakzing
Like all successful camwhores, Malice suffers and profits from a sub-human fanbase that is apt to passive-aggressively seek out her attention. Sometimes this is accomplished with finesse and style. Regardless, it gives her an opportunity to emphasize her importance by reporting diligently on the matter, showing off her internets skills and subsequently getting suspended.
[edit] Fanboiz
As mentioned above, Malice has many fanbois who want her attention. One of them was shocked - SHOCKED - to see the less-than-pants-shittingly-positive comments that were made on a site that "looked oddly like Wikipedia, but wasn't". Being a righteous lad, he immediately lept to post in a LiveJournal community dedicated to posting teaser pictures of bony, angular "fetish" models wearing way too much makeup. Watch this very page for possible future lulz.
As a side note, one of her fans thinks that Malice "should do a graphic novel/anime series based upon herself", which is certainly not a retarded idea.
[edit] OH MY FUCKING GOD
Whichever one of you ASSHOLES called the cops and told them that I had slit my wrists and was bleeding and OD'ing on pills...you are on my PERMANENT SHIT LIST. Jesus, I can't make a post after taking a Lunesta and be a little ;_; in it without you retards thinking its suicide. I'm flattered that you care enough but I am NOT the suicide type, and if I was, my post would be better-worded and I'd be all drmatic and stuff. Not in a bathrobe all x_x?? When 4 cops show up and want to know if I'm dying. And then go check if Rob is dying. You idiots, lmao!
According to a now-flocked LJ post, someone had the brilliant idea of calling the police and reporting that she was going to commit suicide after reading a semi-depressed post on her LJ. As a result, Malice was woken up in the morning with the police at her door, asking if she was killing herself and 'if they could come in and read her blog', resulting in much confusion and lulz all around. Unfortunately, it turned out that this incident happened due to 'genuine human compassion and concern' (this according to anonymous comments and emails to her afterward) and not for the lulz. However, this is a great idea for future lulz on anyone and everyone, so take note.
[edit] List of people whipped by Malice
- fo0bar
- many others
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"I miss you snugglepies :( :("
