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This is a Mall Cop.   Note the amount of fat this breed of The Man can get away with.
This is a Mall Cop. Note the amount of fat this breed of The Man can get away with.

The over commercialized center of American culture. In the never-ending quest to come up with the new and novel for the MTV watchers, mall stores often raid subcultures on the margins of pop culture for fashion for the normals. Grunge listeners spent hours scouring thrift stores for flannel shirts and dirty jeans, for example, but when "Teen Spirit" hit the airwaves every kid in middle America had the perfect grunge uniform at their local Hot Topic for half the inconvenience and ten times the cost.

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Butthead: Where do these guys get those clothes?
Beavis: Probably at that rock store at the mall.

A thirty minute trip to the Gap will make you scene by just buying the clothes from the mannequin in your size. Nordstrom is even planning a entirely new department specifically for furries.

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