Mallard Fillmore
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Mallard Fillmore is the Republicans' response to Doonesbury, created by Bruce Tinsley after he decided that he wanted to rip off Daffy Duck and Opus the Penguin.
[edit] Overview
Every "Mallard Fillmore" strip consists either of Tinsley, when he can tear himself away from driving after downing an entire bottle of everclear, inserting himself into the plot and ranting about his personal opinions on the liberal media or an unfunny catchphrase by Mallard about how liberals are teh sukc, considered by many to be !!MAXIMUM PWNAGE!!!111!! and the best part of the comic.
"Mallard Fillmore" fans, however, are perhaps the most obnoxious of obnoxious political fucktards, even moreso than the aspies and fundies at Daily Kos and Free Republic. They tend to read Mallard not for the humor but for the fact that it makes them edgy and hardcore for sticking it to all those smug, left-wing mainstream media pundits. Of course, everybody in the real world knows that Mallard is never edgy or original and that everything mentioned in it has already been raped to death by the internets, stand-up comedians, and other comic strips (see image to the right).
Example: Mallard Fillmore takes AN ENTIRE MONTH to realize that Ray Nagin doesn't care about white people [1]
[edit] Artwork
Tinsley employs an advanced and complicated method in drawing his comics known as "copying and pasting." At some point in 1994, he drew a picture of a duck and liked it so much that he decided to use it again and again and again for the next 5 million strips.
[edit] Other recurring characters
- Mr. Noseworthy - Mallard's Jewish boss, who is a politcally correct Jew and spends all his time trying to ensure his Jewish TV station only broadcasts pro-Jew leftard propaganda.
- Chantel - Co-worker of Mallard's. Probably the only character in the comic to be remotely attractive, despite the fact that she is a liberal and a nigga (evidence that Tinsley is a sick fuck with a white-boy racial fetish for black chicks [2])
- Dave Quat - Mallard's best friend who owns a diner and has a son, Rush (named after fellow fatass and drug-abuser Rush Limbaugh). Quat's character was inspired by Tinsley's great admiration for real-life Vietnamese politician Tan D. Nguyen, who is well-known for his progressive views towards immigrants.
- Jon Stewart - Jew
