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Al Gore

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“	During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the internet [as well as taking place in making up Global Warming].	„
—AL Gore, on CNN, March 1999

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Al Gore strikes a blow for all Special Needs children

Al Gore raising a fist on a helpless child (not pictured)

Al Gore is the Emperor of the his own nation, Gorea, and inventor of the Internets, circa 1992. And if that wasn't enough, he also ran for President but he lost to a monkey. It's rumored that Gore uses unnecessarily elongated words to compensate for his incredibly small penis.

He has ridden the mighty Moon worm and slayed the manbearpig with extreme fury.

He is a very boring person. Sometimes, when he talks at people, they commit suicide because he's so boring, however, little do they know they are doing it wrong.

After winning the Nobel Prize, he spent the fucking night wanking. This is because his wife, Tipper Whore, is a cyborg with a stainless steel vagina (clang clang).

The similarities are astounding...

1 Rise Of The Anti-Christ
2 Global Warming
3 List of Famous Quotes
4 Al Gore Knows Him Some Words
5 Picture Book
6 Links

[edit] Rise Of The Anti-Christ

In ASCII code, "al gore" = 97 + 108 + 32 + 103 + 111 + 114 + 101 = 666, therefore Al Gore is the anti-Christ.

[edit] Global Warming

Al Gore- The Original Wapanese

Al Gore invented Global Warming over 9000 years ago and he admits it in this quote: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Global Warming." How he managed to do such a feat remains a mystery today; some allege while standing on his porch in Tennessee, he threw a lasso around the Sun and pulled it closer to Earth. Others say he was standing on the Sun and threw a lasso around the Earth and pulled it closer to him. The real explanation is lost to the sands of time unfortunately.

As Al began to regret taking the initiative to create Global Warming, he decided to have a concert to raise Global Warming awareness called "Live Earth". It was held on 7/07/07, and 74,500 tons of carbon dioxide gas were produced by the event. Thanks Al.

The former vice president's 20-room home and pool house devoured nearly 221, 000 kilowatt-hours in 2006, more than 20 times the national average of 10, 656 kilowatt-hours. This, of course, is why he wants you to conserve electricity. He wants it all for himself.

Al Gore increases global temperature 5 degrees every time he takes his shirt off. Mmmm....oh yes

[edit] List of Famous Quotes

"110010011, lol."
"BRB bio break."
"How do I shot web?"

[edit] Al Gore Knows Him Some Words

Al Gore and George W. Bush just prior to the 2000 ~~erection~~ election.

Mr. Gore after consuming said helpless child

Al Gore is the original furry hunter. I'm totally cereal.

Manbearpig IRL

Gore gives himself a high five after winning first prize in the Miss World contest

Gore is a frequent guest on the Simpsons (although "Scorpion0422" ignores this fact).

More quotes from the master of the internet and the environment. These are all true. PROTIP: Bringing up any of these quotes to a Gore fanatic will yield the famous "taken out of context" argument so many assholes like to use when they're getting pwnd in an argument. In short, Al Gore is a proffessional at pwning himself. Smirk inwardly, for you have won at this point.

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” –Al Gore

“Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”-Vice President Al Gore

“Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts.” –Vice President Al Gore

“Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, & water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.” –Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94

“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” — Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.” –Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & that one word is ‘to be prepared’.” –Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.” –Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”-Vice President Al Gore

“The future will be better tomorrow.” Vice President Al Gore

“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.” –Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” — Vice President Al Gore

“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.” –Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” — Vice President Al Gore

“Public speaking is very easy.” -Vice President Al Gore to reporters in 10/95

“I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat.” –Vice President Al Gore

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” — Vice President Al Gore

“When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. –Al Gore

“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.” –Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/96

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” — Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” –Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” –Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

“The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make.” –Vice President Al Gore

“We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.”-Vice President Al Gore

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” — Vice President Al Gore

“[It’s] time for the human race to enter the solar system.” — Vice President Al Gore

“As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet” –Al Gore to Katie Couric 3/99

“After extensive research it is safe to say 1.21 jiggawatts is not enough to time travel” Al Gore 13/99

“The internet is not some tangible object for people to hack and poke jokes, I would know, after all, I created it” -Al Gore 12/31/00

Some argue that most of these are just Dan Quayle quotes with the names changed, but nobody gives a shit.

[edit] Picture Book

The Dark Lord	Gore rolling in his own smugness	Gore shows how he can save the Earth with his bare hands	One of Gore's groupies
Gore casts a spell over his Earth children	Female version of the Manbearpig	Gore making an energy ball using the soul of a child	Gore only hours after the blessed event of motherhood.
Bucket Gore.	By your powers combined, I am...	Recently, Gore totally pwnd Charlton Heston for the lulz.