Margaret Thatcher
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Margaret Thatcher was the Prime Minister and Führer of the United Kingdom or Fourth Reich from 1979 to 1990. Noted for her long affair with Ronald Reagan and her extreme hatred of commies and miners, she was 50% responsible for the fall of the Soviet Empire through use of her handbag, and the threat of nuclear war, paid for by money saved from abolishing children's milk allowances at primary schools early in her reign.
Famous also for pwning the poor within the UK, Thatcher used the British police, renamed the SS to beat the fuck out of the Welsh & illiterate leftards of northern England who had all been tricked into turning commie by Che Guevara T-shirts and international fag superstars The Smiths. As a result of her superhuman efforts, Thatcher was Knighted in 1984 as Iron Lady for life by the queen, and on the same day invaded and eventually pwned Argentina. She is also admired by the English people for kicking the Irish around, which will always boost one's approval ratings.
Close friends with Ronald Reagan and Jim Davidson, Mrs Thatcher is commonly held to be the greatest leader since Hitler, and a thoroughly good chap.
Before becoming the scourge of commies worldwide, Mrs Thatcher was a noted research scientist, inventing the method by which ice cream is preserved, and discovering a substance now known as Thatcherite, lethal to communists and liberals much like AIDS is to homosexuals.
Thatcher is also known as The Milk Snatcher after she stole all the milk and cookies from the school children.
[edit] How So?
How was Margaret Thatcher so successful? The answer is simple - because she had a fucking huge penis. Her husband, Dennis Thatcher, had a large mangina into which she repeatedly forced herself producing their two children, Mark and Carol. Unfortunately, years of thinking she was the Queen had given her hereditary diseases that infected both her children. Carol was dropped at birth and worked over with an ugly stick. Eventually she crawled back into her Dad's fanny* where she spent most of her youth. Mark turned gay, failed at trolling a handful of niggers in Africa and found himself permabanned from the 'Western territories'.
Like all great fascist dictators, however, she only had one testicle. Still, this was enough for the Argies, wot?
*In the Sate of England, USA, [of which Margaret Thatcher was governor] 'Fanny' means haddock pastie, NOT 'arse'.
[edit] Just Die Already
On the 7th of March 2008, Thatcher gave the down trodden nation of Great Britain hope when it was announce she been admitted to hospital with unknown complications. However it was soon short lived, as she was sent home a few hours later [1].
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