From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mark B. Cohen✡ is a Philadelphia politician and IRL lawyer recently turned E-lawyer. He loves the Phillyblog.com forum and believes it will replace all newspapers and take over the world. Recently, Cohen manually compiled a list of Phillyblog's top posters, revealing that he knows nothing about the internets.[1] Even moar lulz ensued when Cohen's penis began commenting on the entry.[2]
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I hope your ugly cyberbullying gives you the satisfaction that you are looking for and adds meaning to your life.
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| —Marky Mark, trolling trolls (trolling newfags)
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I feel threatened by philly blog and Rep. Mark B. Cohen’s penis.
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such is the power and girth of Mark Cohen’s penis that it actually scares itself.
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you mean the one he fucks taxpayers with?
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I hear it’s ribbed with per-diems for taxpayers’ pleasure.
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hello i am a potato
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and I’m a sentient ATM.
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And I’m a giant-size Dunkin’ Donuts munchkin!
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and I’m Mark B. Cohen’s giant, per-diem studded penis!
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And I am the gigantic sheath in which Mark B. Cohen’s penis lay!
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And I am the bunghole of the taxpayers who have been fucked by Mark B. Cohen’s gigantic, per-diem studded penis!
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Thank you for helping me document the extent of the libel that I have been subject to on this site.
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COLA
This blog reveals that while every single one of his colleagues returned the Cost of Living Adjustment, he had no qualms pocketing the extra $2600 (for a total salary of $94,949, not including his health plan).
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