Didaskalos
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- WARNING: Perverted Justice advises in its Wikisposure report that Miner "...has stated that he loves to grow cactus." He should therefore be considered armed and dangerous.
Class-A grammar nazi Didaskalos aka Mark Miner (shown right, in absorbent wrappings) is a "full-time internet pedophile." He is known for trolling the man and encouraging his attempts at catching other pedos like himself soliciting sex from minors; a tactic more commonly known as reverse trolling.
In February 2000, before the Greek gods gave him the mystic power-syllable EVKWIA, Mark was a humble Latin teacher, minding his own business, ramming hundreds of Latin vocabulary words into kids' heads like he was paid to. But then one day, he was outed IRL via a tipoff to San Diego Unified School District for which he was then teaching at La Jolla High School. Mark, using the googles, found his accuser, a blogger known as ILuv2surf.
[edit] Didaskalos as a boy....
....was mostly beat up, physically and culturally.
But he dreamed about DRAGONS, and MONSTERS, and an HEROES, as abused white boys will. Most especially, he dreamed about REAL BOYS. How active, strong, free, and far away they seemed. And how beautiful....
Later in life, he thought he had conquered his pedo-ness enough to become a school-teacher, the career his mother had carefully trained him for:
Lithping Latonics: "aMOOO, amATHTHTH, amAT....."
But even as he was settling down to a life of harmless, fussy pedantry, his fated enemy -- a malicious blogger known only as "ILuv2surf" -- had other plans.....
[edit] Pedophile Past
Did you know that after Mark Miner was outed by ILuv2surf in 2000:
- He was canned from his teaching position in San Diego Unified School District
- His girlfriend left him
- His car spontaneously asploded and was taken to the dump
- He was placed on a police watch list
- Posted outrageously raunchy material like this account of a summer of Lifeguarding at Boychat.
The up-side is that suspected pedophiles are allowed to continue teaching as substitutes, so he wasn't completely screwed.
[edit] FAMIZ POTE
Since then Mark has traveled the globe as a "walking boy-magnet," spewing Beowulf and the Iliad unto the world. Also Sir Gawain, Pindar, Vergil, Cicero, Ovid, Horace and Catullus. Thanks, Mark. He also tried to do the Welsh tale Math Fab Mathonwy at Anthrocon, but forgot the mighty spell to turn the furries back into humans again. Now that his teaching career is over, his new ambition is to be a really good queer Christian wizard, like Dumbledore or Math, at Christian Boy Love Forum
[edit] Lulzcon
Wishing to skewl the internet on how to pedo correctly, Mark politely asked Girlvinyl if he might be able to guest speak at lulzcon 2007. After a rigorous background check by the welcome team, Mark was found to not be wanted for any criminal activity. His request was turned down pending he send us a picture of his dong (shown left). At lulzcon, his rants included informative discussion topics and keypoints regarding his pedo brethren and their personal rights, followed up with a presentation on his arch nemesis ILuv2surf, a street-smart cop who stops perps dead in their tracks. He was more effective at stopping trolls than Sergeant Smith was.
After he /r/'d lulzcon to be his personal army and aid him in the catfighting he was politely told to GTFO.
Et tunc eum interfecerunt.Shortly after this his hotel room was raided by anonymous and his cp stash went missing. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Not to worry: on his spring 2008 West Coast tour he plans to make a Abu Ghraib pyramid of ten naked freshmen, with himself in front doing a winking [[1]], wearing a T-Shirt with the tour slogan: "Bitches don't know about my Heroic Poetry."
[edit] EVEN VIKINGS know "whom" is accusative!
After Mark found out who his accuser was, by doing some magical voodoo relating to grammar nazism, Mark coined what he kept calling the EVKWIA meme. Since Mark is obsessed with anagrams, he made an anagram of the cop's powerword because he was too chicken to publish the guy's name for fear of being raped. The anagram was "EVEN VIKINGS." Mark then proved that EVEN VIKINGS know:
- "Whom" is accusative. ( = EVKWIA, Shazam Shazam!!!)
- All niggers must die, and Kwanzaa is lynching day.
- You never go ass-to-mouth.
- "ILuv2surf" is actually a cop in Sacramento.
- Didaskalos, according to Internet Graffitti, fucks little boys. Hoi paides kaloi!!!!!!!
- Mark Miner claims to have had sex with thousands of boys from coast to coast. If you count "tickling their ears with poetry" as a sexual act. Which he certainly does.
U can be giving me little flashing red jawa eyes plz? k thnx!Obviously having played too many games of Dungeons & Dragons and read too many Captain Marvel comic books, he is apparently convinced that "EVKWIA" is his personal Powerword: Testosterone, saying which turns him from an ineffectual Billy Batson into a mighty bard with power over his enemies.
[edit] Lee Dean: The Search for Justice
The antics of the Sacramento Sheriff's department --
-- led to the hiring of an "Inspector-General", Lee Dean, in the summer of 2007.
Comes November 2007, and Lee Dean has indeed taken office as the Sacramento Sheriff Department's new Inspector-General. Didaskalos, evidently, is going to have to wait in line to file a complaint about ILuv2surf.
"Content Server Request Failed Content Server is too busy to handle request."
[edit] Wicked Power of Grammareye
| Nominative | WHO | Qui |
| Genitive | WHOSE or OF WHOM | Cuius |
| Dative | TO WHOM | Cui |
| Accusative | WHOM | Quem |
| Ablative | FROM WHOM | Quo |
[edit] Quote from the Sacramento cop. Let's call him "EVEN VIKINGS"
- (For the video, see below, in Related Links.)
- "We fear for the safety of his girlfriend and for his daughter whom are with him right now."
[edit] Quotes from ILuv2surf
- PLEASE GIVE THIS HARD-WORKING PEACE OFFICER YOUR SUPPORT BY TURNING IN AS MANY REPORTS OF SUSPECTED PEDOPHILES AS YOU CAN!
- Here's his e-mail: iluv2surf@inbox.com
- "Pedophilia must be draining Mark Miner's brain cells."
- "Thank goodness there are some in law enforcement, such as with the FBI and US Marshal's office whom understand what reports mean. Some know what they're doing."
- "Wake up... and don't knock those whom could do your jobs better than you and with better results."
- (For more abuse of "whom", ad nauseam, see the Powerpoint lulzcon presentation.)
- "The Name is...ILuv2Surf, asswipe."
- "Now, that was funny."
- "Trying getting that right." (ILuv2surf lectures Didaskalos on grammar, pwning his wnself in the process![didaskalos trying to own ILuv2surf, without realizing no one cares, and failing to spell self, or "own self" which is invalid syntax, either way, epic fail])
- "I wouldn't wax all arrogant if I were you. You're a fool!"
- "Your message is gibbersh."
- "I don't care what's happening in Sacramento."
- "You and your perverted pack of friends can guess all you want about me. Think I care? Not. Asshole."
- "I have no reason to delete what is on my computer. I betcha you do, though."
- "It is humorous, too, watching you make such an ass of yourself and your new-found friends."
- "Why don't you kiss my ass. I don't read the crap you write."
- "You really are out of your mind."
[edit] Stewing for 27 minutes, then lashing out with a big "NO U!"
From: mrminer071166@yahoo.com Sent: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:34:12 -0700 (PDT) To: iluv2surf@inbox.com
Subject: O very nice, Luvvy! Erase the evidence!
A widely distributed press-release...gone!
Sprong's case? You never mentioned it. Oh boy.
My case is completely destroyed, now that your buddies at Warriors for Innocence, etcetera, have pulled your press-release down. I'm crushed. I hope you're busy editing your last ten years of emails on the police computer system.
Do you realize how GUILTY that kind of C-Y-A stuff makes you look?
How many times do you think I read your blog, in which you warned about KEEPING SCREEN SHOTS?!?!?!
Encyclopedia Dramatica counts 3,500 views of my page.
Your mug will be arriving in the mail shortly.
Say hello to Raisin-Eyes McGinness & Lee Dean for me.
---Didaskalos
Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:25 -0800 From: "ILuv2Surf" <iluv2surf@inbox.com> Subject: RE: O very nice, Luvvy! Erase the evidence! To: "Mark Miner" <mrminer071166@yahoo.com>
Whacko. I have no idea what you are talking about. Whatever, dude. You are in need of mental health attention. F.O. You and your perverted pack of friends can guess all you want about me. Think I care? Not. Asshole.
Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:24:45 -0800 From: "ILuv2Surf" <iluv2surf@inbox.com> Subject: Why would I delete? To: "Mark Miner" <mrminer071166@yahoo.com>
I have no reason to delete what is on my computer. I betcha you do, though. It's beyond me why you insist on asserting your stupidity. But: As long as it keeps you from harming boys, fine with me. Stay fixated on me and it keeps you from acting out on your thoughts about boys. It is humorous, too, watching you make such an ass of yourself and your new-found friends.
[edit] Quotes from Didaskalos
- "Like all other pronouns, the relative pronoun must agree with its antecedent in gender, number, and person, while its case is determined by its use in its own clause." (Jenney's Latin)
- "Embarassing Fact from Didaskalos' Youth: When all the other little boys in the 1970's wanted to be Luke Skywalker, Didaskalos wanted to be....C-3PO!"(Moar like CP-30 amirite?)
- "EVEN VIKINGS know "whom" is accusative!"
- "Guess what, Luvvy? You're going down in Internet History as DIDASKALOS' LITTLE SCHOOL-BOY!"
- "ok, now I'm chookling" (According to Internet Graffitti, said while mouth was full of jizz.)
- "The essence of Pedophile Joy, of course, is to be sublimely unconscious of one's own needs, to be utterly and maternally given over to the boy's welfare, no matter how much the actual boy may be screaming "Stop it!! Stop it!!"" (This is a tribute to my mother, who taught me the joy of boundary-violation: "I'm cold. Go put on a sweater.")
- "And when that meal is digested, the pedophile begins the hunt anew...." (This is my rendering of the traditional Greek proverb, "As the wolf loves the lamb, so the boy-lover loves his boy." Quoted in Greek by Ned Warren in A Defense of Uranian Love.)
- "Pedophilia, for me, is no longer a three-person drama, it's a two person drama. The three-person drama is when my mother violates my boundaries, and I scream "No!" and it keeps happening, and I find myself imagining that the boundary violations are happening to a THIRD PERSON, to another boy, to make that pain go away. The two-person drama is when my mother attempts to violate my boundaries, and I defend myself vigorously and maintain my integrity."
- "Blue Cartoons"
- "...the big cultural plan is to take it (heroic poetry) on the road to Japan. If you go to a BORDERS bookstore, you can see that more and more American white boys are losing their manhood due to exposure to the pornography rays emitted by Japanese Mangamation. But turnabout is fair play. Why shouldn't all those pathetically effeminate Japanese boys have some traditional Western MASCULINE role-models to look up to?"
- "To put it simply, 'WHOM' is a dead word that only Latin teachers who understand the accusative case ever cared about. Until NOW! Because the incorrect use of “whom” marks Luvvy’s prose like an exploding red dye-bomb marks a bank-robber."
- "WAAIPN'! -- We are ALL internet pedophiles, now!!!"
- Here you can see Didaskalos schooling ILuv2surf on how to use a lap-top:
[edit] Those crazy anagrams
- Didaskalos = A Kid's Load
- Pedophile = Hid People
- Evangelical Christian = Anarchic Evil Genitals
- Encyclopaedia Dramatica = Erotic and Academic Play; Atypical Comedian Arcade
- Perverted Justice = Peds Reject Virtue; Reject served it up; Pert Jest, Rude Vice; Trusted Jive Creep?
[edit] HE POISONS CHILDREN
From "A melancholy vision."
"And yet somehow all that "joy" went sour on me today. I had a nightmare that I was responsible for organizing the food at a church picnic, and screwed up somehow and gave people food poisoning and a little girl died. Every time I tried to relax, the family members came up to me and said, "We fully intend to sue you for millions. We won't give up; we won't forget about this." I had made a special effort to get everything together for a pre-Thanksgiving feast with my roommate: wine, cheese, smoker, charcoal, hickory wood chips, ingredients for brine, foil, pam, 2 fresh, minimally processed Whole Foods turkeys, good weather, day off from work.... I've done this before, and I usually have a great time and a great finished product. But today everything went wrong, except that it didn't rain."
The trenchant discussion in the comments at Iluv2surf's blog.
11:55 AM Anonymous said...
Just said that he caused the death of a child through food poisoning on the somersault tech board. The mother of the child wants to sue him. She should probably know his background.
6:10 AM proud2bantiperv. said...
His comment on the Tech Forum was stated as a nightmare. I don't think a death really happened.
[edit] AND DISTRIBUTES CHILD PORN
The Warren Cup is a silver chalice engraved with nasty twink and child porn, which featured prominently in Mark's Presentation. It is thought to date from the reign of the Emperor Negro Evidently something of a sacred object to the Wikipedophiles, who claim: "It is recognised as an artistic work of extremely high quality."
Five Myths Miner made up about the Warren Cup:
- For Hid People, the Warren Cup is like the Holy Grail, or Green Lantern’s Lantern.
- According to an ancient mystical tradition which is at least 100 hundred years old, every time an Evil Hid People abuses a little boy, the Warren Cup is there to catch the pain.
- Thus, the Warren cup CURES your Butt-Hurt, because the Warren Cup KNOWS your Butt-hurt.
- Once a year, the Hid People meet at the British Museum and take an Oath on the Warren Cup, and this gives them the power to shrink themselves to six inches tall, fly around at night on little bat-wings, and sneak into the window of your child’s room, if you leave it open more than six inches.
- The Warren Cup LOOKS as though it is made of silver; in fact it is not. The silver-plating covers a cup made entirely of metal smelted from an asteroid that fell from Planet Butthurt
[edit] Fly, my little Lulz-Monkeys, FLY!!!
The sober heads at SASS won, by showing that early-adoption spirit that has always marked the crap-hungry American appetite for stupid marketing gimmicks. hideous nerd divide and/or not a goonI swear made the following giflet animation: Saying "EVKWIA" causes Didaskalos to appear in a cloud of smoke. So handle this new-born meme with care!
- EVKWIA Googlography:
- 9/2007 = Mono-whacking for a full month with ONE HIT.
- 10/15/2007= 36 hits
- 11/4/2007 = 51 hits
[edit] Gestapo: The Disco Remix
This was a troll we had at BC. He came back for Christmas 2007.
Gestapo posted:
Didaskalos is a teacher of perversion Posted by Gestapo on 2007-December-26 19:10:43, Wednesday In reply to hello hello! posted by didaskalos on 2007-December-26 16:30:19, Wednesday Didaskolos, you sick fuck, the only teaching you do is perversion. You sicko, give up the base teaching and eat pussy! The South doesn't need more sick fuck boy predators like you. Go back to California, no go back to the pits of Hell where you belong. Save the boys! Let them be you sick fucks!
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Didaskalos posted:
Gestapo: The Disco Remix. - Didaskalos 2007-December-26 20:24:06, Wednesday (0)
Go go Gestapo!!! Go go Gestapo!!!
(You you Di-das-ka-los
You you Di-das-ka-los
you you
you you....
You you Di-das-ka-los
you you Di-das-ka-los
you you
you you....)
Go go Gestapo!!!
Sick sick sicko sick fuck fuck fucks?
Fucko sick sick sick fucko sick sick sick fucko sick, fucko sick, fucks!
Sicko sicko sick sick fuck fuck fucks?
Fucko sick sick sick fucko sick sick sick fucko sick, fucko sick, SICK fuck fucks!
Sick sick fuck fuck, sick sick fuck fuck, sick sick fuck fuck, Sick Fucks Sick!!!
Fuck sick sick sick Fuck sick sick sick Fuck sick sicko sick fuck. FUCK.
fuck sick, fucko sick, fuck fuck fuck!?!?
fucko sicko, fucko sicko fuck sick fuck?
fucko fucko sick sick, fucko fucko sick sick, fucko sicko fucko sick fuck.
sick fuck, fuck sick, sick fuck, fuck sick, FUCK, FUCK&, FUCK!~
Go go Gestapo!!! Go go Gestapo!!!
back, back, teacher teaching the the the the boy boys the the the the boy boys
Go go Gestapo!!!
back, back, teacher teaching the the the the boy boys the the the the boy boys
A ..... Didaskalos OF ..... Didaskalos TO ..... Didaskalos BY ..... Didaskalos WITH ..... DIDASKALOS!!!!
Doesn't need South... Doesn't need South... (perversion, perversion!)
Doesn't need South... Doesn't need South... (perversion, perversion!)
GIVE UP THE NOW OF BASE AND EAT THE PUSSY PITS OF HELL!
More like California, Where only is no predators!
(sick fuck, sick fuck, sick fuck, FUCK!)
More like California Where only is no predators!
(sick fuck, sick fuck, sick fuck, FUCK!)
Belong. Save. Let them to to be. Belong. Save. Let them to to be.
---Didaskalos, channeling AG and also hocus pocus by the focus:
[edit] Related links
- Warriors for Innocence (Site mentioned for historical purposes; link between Iluv2surf & Sacramento cop first found here.)
- Video of the Sacramento cop saying "WHOM are with him" (at 1:15) instead of "WHO are with him" which proves that he is ILuv2surf. Link dysfunctional 11/18, after working fine for a year, doubtless because Luvvy went crying to the network. But not to worry. Here are two more links to the same video:
- Direct link to the same video
- Google cache of the same
- Note to Iluv2surf -- I have plenty of copies of the video, if those links go down!
- ILuv2surf's charming, literate, and formerly anonymous blog Scroll to July 2006.
- BoyChat - Where Mark hangs out
- http://cp.on.nimp.org Mark's recovered cp
- Powerpoint Mark gave at lulzcon. tl;dr.
- Provocative, Hard-Hitting Expose on Mark's Favorite Color by Perverted Justice
- Grinding away at Juvenal (audio files)
- Didaskalos at Lulzcon. Scroll down to LOLCAT.
- A typical Didaskalos rant from the so-called "Christian Boy-Love Forum."
[edit] Artistic Influences:
- Gilbert & George
- Matthew Barney
- Mishima: stimulating young people with traditional culture.
- Seidensticker at 6:00
- A grandmotherly Ed Seidensticker: "He hated the puny boy, the pretty puny boy, and he wanted to be a rough, macho type. He wanted to be all muscles, he wanted to be all body. As it was, as he began, he was scarcely body at all, and all intellect. He wanted to make himself the opposite. Surely that is self-loathing....
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