Martin Luther King

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For those obsessed with the Liberals that are destroying our Judaeo-Christian nation, Conservapedia has an article about Martin Luther King.

His real dream

Luther often fucked the furniture

Slaves could be hard to control

Proof! MLK was right after all

King fought for the average man in the street

Your mom got it bad

Luther looks pissed with your dad. He says your mom was a shit fuck.

Luther would have pwned Elvis, if he wasn't eaten like a sweaty black burger

Luther and the homeboys eat a healthy snack. Ah the old ones are the best ones

He died for your skins

Martin Luther Coon King is a dead King, like King Henry VIII of England, only thinner, and black, and he probably had less wives.

King was a bit of an attention whore who got sand in his vagina because he thought it wasn't cool for his Mom to be pwned and his Dad to be beaten to death by enterprising skinny white Nazis. He is famous for telling America some story about all niggers not being crack babies and rapists. Maybe he was right. Or maybe he should shut his fucking black mouth and get back to the farm. Either way, America told him where to go.

Later on, America admitted that he might have been right.

1 Blackground
2 Sounds perfect: What went wrong?
- 2.1 Did you know?
3 Where he gone?
4 Whodunnit?
5 Doctor
6 Thank you, come again
7 Gallery
8 MLK on Teh Internets
- 8.1 Got mlk?
9 See Also

[edit] Blackground

Slavery was invented by other niggers who decided to sell the spearchuckers to the British Empire as a way to allow poor black families the chance to travel and see the world, stimulating the African economy with much needed trinkets and baubles. They then realized that, actually, there was some small way in which these lucky travelers could express their gratitude: thus the plantation was born. Naturally, the travelers wouldn't hear of accepting any money for this small token of their appreciation and so they happily promised to work, and get raped and beaten, and sometimes killed, for no reason at all, absolutely free FOREVAR.

The Church were fine about this arrangement because the Christfuhrer had rather helpfully decreed that black people were no better than animals. The rich were fine because they had sugar for their tea and fodder for their todgers. The poor weren't so sure but back then no-one listened to the poor because they smelt of shit.

[edit] Sounds perfect: What went wrong?

This utopian arrangement was spoiled for everyone by our hero, Martin Luther King. He decided that, even though God evidently does not love black people and EVERYONE WAS HAPPY WITH THE ARRANGEMENT, he was going to fight back against the decent, hard working slave owners in some kind of black holy war. This he did very effectively by preaching to people who already agreed with him and getting shot. At first he was full of win and his evil plan was about to work when, having been shot, he suddenly and inexplicably died. Or did he?.

He once met teh president of the plantation, Lynden Burrel Johnson. He wanted to talk to him about black stuff but LBJ was very busy murdering black people in Vietnam. He did manage to ask teh president if he could plz stop riding the black man as it was starting to chaff a bit but like all presidents, he didn't give a fuck about blackie.

“	Goddamn nigger preacher	„
—Lydon Burrel Johnson, Genuine quote

[edit] Did you know?

He had four little children

He had wet dreams

He had a wet dream about his 4 little children which makes him a pedophile

He raeped your mom, which is why you are black and your Dad hates niggers

He was the black Jesus

Now he picks cotton in heaven

I lost my keys last Thursday, but I didn't cry about it.

He used to be a member of NWA but he got sacked for giving E-Z-E the aids

[edit] Where he gone?

It seems more than likely that MLK is dead. Howevar, there are some alternative theories.

Some say MLK was eaten by Elvis in a dispute over the throne of Tennessee, and that Elvis won by dying on it. If he hadn't eaten him, it is said Luther would have pwned Elvis.

Others claim that it was all a cry for help because he was not getting enough attention from his mommy. According to this theory the shooting was a hoax and King is not dead at all. Instead he got his freaky dance on, started sweating like a pedophile and changed his name to James Brown.

This is the most credible of the conspiracy theories, but only an anus would stomach that kind of ass gravy. Face it, like the other King of Tennessee, he dead.

[edit] Whodunnit?

Was it you?

Some people think that he was shot by James Earl Jones in an argument over who would play the voice of 'Dark Vader' in the popular moviefilm Star Wars. This is not true however as James Earl Jones is a really nice bloke and he wouldn't do that kind of thing.

Yet others believe that he was shot by J Edgar Hoover because he owed him money for crack. While this theory appears to stand up, I heard he always paid for his crack with cash money.

The fact seems to be that James Earl Ray shot him in 1968 because Hoover and his fellow agents did not have the balls to go up there and fight him like a man. Instead he had him ran over by an unmarked party van.

It is also possible that the Jews did it.

[edit] Doctor

Martin Luther King was a doctor and as such he must have fondled little boys and played with big girl's fannies. This was probably how he met your Mom. Of course this technically made him a pedophile which means that he was probably one of them gays.

Unfortunately he was not one of those good doctors who have shit handwriting and give people MRSA and tell you to bend over and touch your toes and if you tell anyone I'll fucking kill you. Nor was he one of those truly great doctors that help old ladies trade in the gift of life for store credit and become an hero. Instead he was one of those fucking asshole doctors that think they know what's best for the world because they have a piece of paper with their name written on it and leather patches on their elbows and, apart from vastly improving the lives of millions, he never really achieved anything helpful.

[edit] Thank you, come again

Some say he is the rightful heir to all niggerdom and that he will come again and kick fuck out of Michael Jackson for being white. Alternatively, he might marry your mom and use your dad as a pencil sharpener.

However, God says that he is a good worker and that unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond his control, he cannot let him go. In fact, God makes him cook cornbread and chicken for all his middle-class friends, even though he can't cook for shit. Srsly. Even your mom won't eat the shit he makes and she'll put anything in her mouth.

“	hmmm, Sar. Ahhh, yis, Sar.	„
—Martin Luther King was a Negro

[edit] Gallery

According to this police E-Fit, the King was also the Prince of a town called Bel Air	According to this Police E-fit, he was also a BadBoy. Both actual MLK sketches	Martin Luther King could count all the way to three	He took your mom by surprise
Aww. One of King's four little children. Don't judge him by the color of his skin!	King said a lot of Shit nobody cares about	King had a big fucking family. Watch your back.	You have been warned. Srsly
The Black farmer's mafia stole King's body.	The black community were outraged	Martin Luther King seems to want a hug	GTFO You Skinny white bastard! MLK told it like it is
Typical Martin Luther King supporters.	He's not the only one with this dream.

[edit] MLK on Teh Internets

[edit] Got mlk?

White people evidently can't deal with a Black King IRL. However, despite failing at life, he is a winnar here on the internets! Many people would love to have his babies. No doubt he will live forevar OL

American gangster fapper Ludicrous accidentally called all black people a nigger on the Telly IRL last Thursday. Responses ranged from OMFG the end of the world cometh to whothefuck are you calling a nigger you fucking coon. Apparently this guy Martin Luther King didn't like the word:

http://blogs.sohh.com/atlanta/2007/09/did_ludacris_di.html - Lefty can't handle even a plastic troll

The English claim to love him but his big fucking mouth spoiled a nice little earner for the slavers and I heard he bitch slapped the queen.

MLK was the President's favorite:

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppay065638778apr06,0,3182482.column - "the civil rights leader President Lyndon B. Johnson had taken to calling that 'goddamn nigger preacher'" - lol.

He knew it was coming. - Genuine clip of his final speech. Leftard comments.
Onward, Christian soldiers. - Okay, so had some good lines but he was probably selling something.