Mathematics
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mathematics is a tired old old meme. Everyone was born with preternatural knowledge of math, and can achieve pinnacles of brilliance even while sleeping. It has numerous numbers in it, unique squiggly symbols and significant irrational actors. It is suggested that mathematics not be attempted under the influence, as it is difficult to drink and derive at the same time.
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[edit] Math in the Middle Ages
Back before the time of enlightenment, when the earth was ruled by level 60 barbs, mathematics were not only frowned upon, but was also proof of the devils influence on men. (For more on "devils influence" see Jews) This widespread belief that numbers were satan's language is attributed by most lulztorians to the existance of mathemagicians. Mathemagicians were high level mages who cast numerical spells on the village people. Most were fed to lions. This caused great envy from Catholics. They saw this as the mathemagicians way of stealing their fire.
[edit] With mathematics you can
- Recreate Jurassic Park.
- Hack the Matrix
- Travel back in time, to become your own father.
- Measure your penis and/or vagina.
- Work in a fish and chip shop and give the incorrect change to customers.
- Calculate the length of Longcat
- Cheat at Dungeons and Dragons.
- Pick up chicks (ahahahHAHAHAHJAAHAJAAAhahaaahaha)
- Determine the chances of you losing your virginity (0%)
- Calculate the exact speed of your scull as it cracks the payment after jumping off the roof of your apartment.
[edit] Basic Math Video
An educational film for Math Students
[edit] See Also
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Mathematics is part of a series on Language & Communication. |
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