The Simpsons
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Once one of the "not-that-funniest" shows on Television, it's now considered an old meme and generally shitty. True hXc fans claim the quality dropped off after the 9th season. The Simpsons were created by communist Matt Groening for the Tracy Ullman Show back in late 1980's, before it was picked up by Fox. The Simpsons satirized the Midwestern Middle-Class Family: mom, dad, three kids, dog and cat stereotype we've all seen for years. Much like the 1980's, The Simpsons shows its age to all but the most whiny yuppies. Little is it known, however, that Matt Groening actually built a time machine and traveled at least 100 years into the future. There, he saw a rerun of the smash animated series Family Guy, which means that it's the Simpsons that stole the idea, instead of the other way around.
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[edit] The Show
The show used to make fun of a variety of subjects, from celebrities, politics, the media and everything in between. It was notable for celebrities to voice characters on the show that poked fun at the person in real life. Currently, celebrities just show up because it's cool, and because the Simpsons are running out of steam. The show has been unfunny for a number of years now, due to a severe lack of lulz and the fact that the writers seem to either have Down's Syndrome or are just plain stupid.
[edit] LJ Faggotry
Many LJ users think it's funny to quote characters, particularly the Comic Book Guy. The character is a fat nerd who spends too much time on the Internets and probably writes fan fiction. In other words, he's basically every LJ user. He is also bitterly sarcastic and often says "BEST/WORST ____ EVER", which has become a popular catchphrase among LJ fags.
Example:
Prima: Hey did you see the preview for The Simpsons Movie yet? Segunda: Yeah. Prima: What did you think? Segunda: WORST. TRAILER. EVAR.
[edit] Online Reviews of the Simpson's Movie
The following is a quote from Revered Dominick Malchiodi, after seeing the Simpons Movie and coming back extremely offended. It was dug up from an extremist psychopath Christian website, and goes to show how utterly retarded some people can be if you brainwash them with enough bullshit. Clearly, Reverend Malchiodi was just confused after getting a raging erection at the sight of a little animated boy's penis, and had to leave to furiously masturbate in one of the bathroom stalls. It's just what happens when a person's religion is based on death, tyranny and mind control:
"...My Bible says that there should not even be a HINT of sexual immorality in our lives. I went to the movies yesterday, and thought I would see this movie. The early scenes clearly show Homer Simpson grabbing the Bible and saying, 'You won't find any answers in here!' That was strike 1 one for me. And then the ensuing scene where Homer challenges Bart in a game of do or dare. His father dares him to ride his skateboard NAKED down to some area, and Bart complies. I walked out at the point where the movie focussed on Bart's genitalia. Actually showing a penis and testicles!!! The parents and the children in the theater roared in laughter! I left the theater sick to my stomach and felt that the Spirit of the Lord was grieved. I think that we have compromised too much in what we would allow into our homes and what we would pay to go see. I'm sorry if this strong but it is the truth. It's time to stop walking on egg shells and defend the Word of God! I don't care how I am judged by man. I answer to God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I pray that we would really search our hearts to see what the the Lord would want us to see and not see. Please, search your hearts and never compromise what the the word of God compells us to do. Thank you and God bless you all."Rev. Dominick Malchiodi, age 45
Another quote about this abomination to the lord, our savior:
"Bart and his skateboard riding incident in the buff (his dad dared him). In this scene early in the movie, his private part was initially masked during his skate run only to be revealed through the open gaps of a park bench, also a boy on the street, upon seeing Bart, expressed his new like for boys, a father (Ned Flanders) saying the p* word (male anatomy) in front of his kids during a blessing when Bart crashes onto the restaurant window, Bart then gets hancuffed to a light pool while still in the buff. The sad commentary is that there was a number of people in the audience who thought this was all quite funny. I felt as if the audience was tricked into finding humor in all this. Here some other objectionable scenes you should be aware about:These are just a handful of objectionable scenes (there are others). Had they removed these scenes there's no doubt it could have been a much more entertaining (and safe) movie. But the fact is these scenes are in there, and even if you have it on DVD, it would be impossible to know when to skip past parts. So, while I might list it high on the aspect of creativity, I would rate it extremely low on the aspect of morality. Whether you are a Simpson's fan or not, it's simply not the kind of movie you want to take your kids to or see yourself. My Ratings: Extremely Offensive / 4 "
- Homer expresses his fondness for the town folks by flicking them off with both hands.
- Bart gets drunk - and his folks are aware of this
- Two police cops are shown to crash through a door of a motel room expressing their fondness for each.
- Homer flips through a bible and says 'There are no answers in here.'
- Marge blurts on an expletive near the end of the movie that I found totally unnecessary.
Paul, age 41
Ironically, Kyle, some teenager puts all these uppity Christians to bed:
"I loved the movie. It was classic Simpson behavior. I just have one question. If the movie says PG-13, then why do all of these viewers (mainly the reviewers above) take their children to see it? If the movie says PG-13 then why are people taking their children. I've been reading these reviews and I saw a lot of: 'I was horrified that my children were exposed to this...etc.' It's PG-13 people that should be a warning not to take a 7 year old to it. Think. Not trying to be judgmental but... think, and follow the MPAA rating system. My Ratings: Average / 4 "
Kyle, age 17
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[edit] External Links
- springfield - Simpsons LiveJournal community.
- http://www.snpp.com/guides/foreign.html References to countries in the Simpsons. Listed by country.
- http://wwoecforum.com/showthread.php?t=16626 Ximpxonx's Simpson Porn.
- http://simpsonizeme.com/ Burger King pimps the Simpsons.
