Matthew Shepard
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Matthew Wayne Shepard (December 1, 1976 – October 12, 1998) was a crystal-meth addicted fgt who was brutally IRL trolled by two courageous redneck hick fucks in Wyoming after they went fgt hunting and took up his generous offer to suck their assholes in the parking lot of a bar in Laramie, Wyoming.
After being driven out to the back roads of Wyoming with the promise of delicious cock, Shepard was then tied to a wire fence and beaten severely, dying later as a result of his injuries.
During the court case, both of the defendants used varying stories to defend their actions. First, they attempted to use the "gay panic defense", arguing that their inbred fear of buttsecks, makeovers and teabag invitations by Shepard's squint-eyed queer face drove them to temporary insanity.
The two redneck cunts are currently experiencing the joys of forced goatseization in prison by Bubba. This is what is known as irony.
