Mecha-Hitler

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It all started when Hitler was assimilated into The Borg

MechaHitler has 4 rocket guns, because 2 rocket guns are for homosexual jews.

MechaHitler in SelfDefenceLightsaberGeorgeForemanCookingPowergrill Combat Mode 3. He uses this mode to pick strawberries from Vin Diesel's tree. And to secretly look at pr0n.

According to experts Mecha-Hitler (sometimes known as Robo-Hitler) is a shitty old meme from the comic Hellboy circa 2005. It's a big hit with 13 year old boys who think Chuck Norris jokes are funny. They most definitely are not and adding anything to the Trivia section of this article will result in a ban. In fact, the only reason this meme continues to exist on ED is to show how lame one meme can be in comparison to one that delivers.

1 The Copypasta
2 History of MechaHitler
3 Mecha-Hitler Trivia
4 See Also
5 External Links

[edit] The Copypasta

It would take 20 years and 600 battles spanning 4 dimensions and two colossal battles between Mecha-Hitler and Robo-Stalin but eventually the Man of Steel (who was actually made entirely of gold) defeated Mecha-Hitler and his sidekick Adolf Hitler by killing off his own Soviet people. It is believed Stalin is directly responsible for personally shooting, cooking and consuming as many as 230 million Soviet people. As well as collecting their mustaches for his vast underground collection. In Soviet Union, Stalin slaghters your entire family! Most importantly it was Stalin's use of his amazing powers of telekinesis to bring about a giant snow storm that was visible from space - The storm was so vast is blew over the invading German army and neatly buried them beneath a blanket of pure white.

Mecha-Hitler was invented/created/spawned/whatever somewhere between World War I and the lollercaust. Mecha-Hitler invented a waffle iron in his time on Earth and he still roams the seven seas to this very day.

[edit] History of MechaHitler

Mecha-Hitler was an exact replica of regular Hitler except for the fact that he wasn't gay, and posseses incredible powers equal only to God. Mecha-Hitler also controls swarms of evil herpesinfested mutants, and owns Microsoft. This was never recorded in any books because Mecha-Hitler recreated the Universe last Thursday after he destroyed it by DRDoSing God. FACT.