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Old media is old, and therefore not cool and not funny. If you ever meet a member of the old media be sure to give them purple nurples. If the member of the old media is male, also kick him in the balls. Old media is constantly screwing with our minds by telling us what to think. And of course they are always right — because they are the old media.

Examples of old media include:

1. Radio
   • Howard Stern
   • Rush Limbaugh
   • Paul Harvey
2. Television (Fox, NBC, VH1... there might be others)
   • Bill O'Reilly
   • Sean Hannity
   • Dan Rather
   • Fox News
   • Liberal media
   • Will and Grace
3. Tabloids
   • Annalise Walliker
4. National Geographic
5. The Economist
6. Yahoo!
7. Wikipedia
8. MRI
   • Iworshipsatin
9. Drudge Report
10. BBS
    • Citadel
11. Email

Old media is a giant conspiracy (orchestrated by the Jews who did 9/11) that is heavily biased against you and your political philosophy, thus everything bad that happens is most likely their fault. Don't let them forget it.

Also the media loves to talk about how the media corrupts our youth.