Mel Gibson
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Mel "Sugartits" Gibson (born Schlomo Zuckermann) is an Australian old media icon most famous for advocating a second final solution to the Jewish question (since the first one didn't work out). According to Gibson's original research, the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Gibson owns a $5 million Catholic church in Southern California which is notable for its jailhouse preaching community outreach program.
When not seducing porn stars behind his wife's back, getting arrested for drunk driving, or making Jesus fanfic Aramaic snuff movies in which the lead actor gets struck down by lightning, Mel spends his time homeschooling his children.
He is the only person that Jews can rightfully kill (even Hitler doesn't qualify) without reprisal from the rest of the world.
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A History of Crap
Some time ago Mel was in a few shitty movies about Scottish Cosplayers, and enjoyed milking the action hero genre to death. He lived in Australia for a couple of years when he was younger and made two somewhat interesting films there, but upon returning to the USA he continued his sappy tl;dw career.
Having failed at one field in the entertainment industry he felt it necessary to extend his faggotry to directing as well, his most famous piece of work shit being a sadomasochist romp that only Jack Chick would like.
Future Projects
Mel is expected to declare himself Anti-pope any day now and storm the Vatican with his private army of post-apocalyptic mutant Jesuit Priest Warriors.
Gibson is close to completing his penance on this mortal coil. When his time is done, he will go to hell.
Mel has recently decided to extend his hatred of minorities to include Spics as well.
His famous DUI arrest was just for lulz
Few people know that Mel Gibsons famous DUI arrest was entirely staged. Mel was contracted to do a TV miniseries for ABC about the "holocaust". Since Gibson is unlike jews and actually likes to be as historically accurate as possible with his work, he ran into some trouble with making a movie about an event that never happened. So instead of making yet another pro-jew, anti-lulz brainwashing propaganda fest he decided to figure out a way to get out of his contractual obligation to make the movie. So he got exceedingly wasted and drove his car around until he got pulled over and accused the officers of being jews and rightly espousing that jews have started all the worlds' wars. And then Voila! he found himself getting fired from the ABC project and with a few hollow and unsincere apologies to his kike masters he got on with his career.
Mel Gibson ist ein Jude
The final piece of the puzzle has been found.
Mel has heretofore exhibited every sign of being an Adolf incarnate, such as Jewtred, anilingual relationship with the Church of Cathology and artistic aspierations.
Well, every sign but one.
Hitler was actually of Jewish stock on his grandmother's side.
Like every self-hating, white-chick boinking nigra, Dolfie saw perfection in his opposite: tall, blue-eyed and blond.
The missing sign is finally here: Mel Gibson has just been outed as a Jew.
Here be the proof:
His fanboi flick about a long-haired, bearded Jew raked in $600M.
Mel made bank, plenty to finance his next masterpiece, Apocalypto.
Did he share any of it with the unfortunate soul who actually wrote the film?
Nope.
First he lied to him and convinced him that it would be a low-budget, low-profit indie film.
The poor screenwriter got "only" $75K for his pains.
Needless to say, he sued as soon as Dumbfuckistan made this schlocky slashfic into a blockbuster.
What's that you say, "sounds just like Randy Quaid, who got paid peanuts for Brokeback Mountain and later sued when the soft-porn flick raked in $150M, instead of being the arthouse indie they told him it would be"?
Wrong.
Ang Lee may be inscrutable, but he ain't no Jew.
Mel Gibson not only ripped the screenwriter off, he then did what Jews have always done, he LOANED that fellow 200k, so in the end, his salary for writing a huge blockbuster was a debt of $125K, plus interest.
Usury and Jewry sound similar for a reason.
There you have it. Jewish is as Jewish does.
Mel Gibson ain't a racist. It's just good old-fashioned self-hatred.
- Mel Gibson shows his anti-British and anti-Semite sentiments.
Some Recent News
On March 19th, Mel was apparently in a "state of shock" upon his discovery that a construction worker had been found in "full-body rigor mortis" hanging from a rafter on one of his numerous properties. The ultimate cause of death is still to be determined by the Los Angeles Coroner's office but Mel has already narrowed down the cause to be one of two minority groups.
External Links
- 卐 Mel Gibson hates Jews 卐
- It's not like Mel didn't warn us...about the Jews
- Mel lets Mexicans have some hate.
- Mel's wife decides to pwn him in divorce court.
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