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Melodramatic

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Melodramatic.com is a journal aggregation portal, similar to LiveJournal and DeadJournal. Mind blowingly, it manages to be more hipster than Myspace.

1 The beginning and history of Melo.
2 Too many smoke rings?
3 Jeffree Star
4 Patrick the Troll
5 Two easy ways to spot Patrick.
6 Bluubyke
7 MOAR TROLLS!
8 Educational Videos

[edit] The beginning and history of Melo.

At least 100 years ago the owner Sara Sioux created Melodramatic for the lulz. She accomplished this well and attracted Emo from all over Los Angeles like a moth to the flame. Little did she know that the mass influx of Emo would eventually overload and pwn her server. Thus melo died and everybody's shit got erased.

Since Emo are the biggest subscriber of butthurt they all got pissy, packed up their shit, and headed to Myspace.

[edit] Too many smoke rings?

Most of the features of the old "1.0" version are still exactly the same as the current "1.9" version; which is actually supposed to be "2.0" but due to the owner blowing too many smoke rings and her lack of PHP coding skills she FAILS it.

Much like High School, the Internets have formed groups and cliques. “Melo” only has 9000 users, most of which are emo faggot basement dwellers who are either too ugly, or too full of fail to be a quality myspacer. Thus “Melo” is more or less a group of loners that everyone else throws apple-cores and other trash at during lunch.

CUNT

[edit] Jeffree Star

Believe it or not Melodramatic gave birth to the fugly transvestite and MySpace Celebrity known as Jeffree Star. Prior to Myspace being a place for fucktards and other pieces of shit, Jeffree was a melo-celebrity that went by the name of Cunt. Ever wondered where he came up with that stupid song "WE WANT CUNT"? Now you know.

Patrick- "I kno wat uve been doing with the site sara..."

[edit] Patrick the Troll

Patrick is the biggest troll on melodramatic. Using the original username 'trailertrash' he solicited an underage girl for sexy time on a chat forum and basically got shunned by users and admins alike. Patrick quickly became quite good at making new user names and still trolls melo to this very day even though permabanned

Between his simpleton personality, being disgustingly redundant, and his knack for grammar and spelling he is rather easy to spot.

[edit] Two easy ways to spot Patrick.

1. Patrick will claim that someone has been posting pornigraphic images for children to see. Even though this is sometimes true, it falls under the category of shit nobody cares about.

2. Patrick will often claim that the admins have "doctored" his words, but everyone knows he is simply batshit crazy.

“	why do you have a specikal account so that you can act like a gay person? people here al ready know its you. Aint I an idiot , O amanda come back	„
—Patrick.

“	I seen puck say to theoracle and then he hid the message that your a sexy man and he wanted to do some ype of anal to you, like his fist or something	„
—Patrick.

[edit] Bluubyke

Bluubyke is some stupid twat whose idea of making fun of someone for having no life is taking the time to create an entirely new Melo account with a similar-but-not-quite name to the person in question and reproducing it in exacting detail, except that the posts are slightly altered to appear douchey. Apparently, attempting to move to America lead to Bluubyke's demise, leading to it being an unintentional an hero. In other words, failure of epic proportions. Very few people succeed when it comes to failing at failing. Bluubyke is one of those few. Rest in piss, cunt. And no, I don't mean you, Jeffree.

[edit] MOAR TROLLS!

And more recently melodramatic is overrun with trolls with many a minions! When encountered by trolls trolling you over spilt milk (AKA lost karma)Work quickly to make many accounts to steal their karmas and PWN them!