Mensa
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mensa is an elitist geek organisation that uses pitifully low-ceiling "intelligence" tests as evidence that they have something to feel good about. The organization exists purely for the ironic lulz of bilking people of their money to "confirm" their huge intellects. Flattery is pretty much the oldest and most blatant con on the planet, as well as the most effective: IQ testing administered by Mensa runs from $18 to $40 in the US, and you can take the test twice. Once you're a winnar, you pay just $52 annually! A steal at twice the price!
Membership dues are PLZ 60 in Poland. At least they ask nicely there.
Like Asperger's Syndrome, it's not uncommon for people to self-diagnose Mensa-level IQ-skillz by doing stupid online quizzes. Some people may even claim to be members, but real people that have made the mistake of joining will invariably tell you that they dropped out after they discovered what losers Mensans are. Most people just take the test for the lulz.
Note that the proportion of the population that qualifies to join Mensa is exactly the same as the proportion that has BPD, which may explain why they maintain a directory of psychologists on their US website.
If you are in Mensa, you have to wear a t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid -->" at all times.
[edit] Facts Noone Cares About
- Natsukigirl claims her IQ to be in over 150 based on a test she supposedly got told the results of when she was 11.
- Mensa is very selective. Its average member I.Q. is 98.
- Atleast 100% of Mensa members are Engineers from MIT
- Mensa means
tableIdiot in Latin, Cafeteria in German, and Complete failure at life in English. - Billoon45 has a proven IQ of 45, due to lack of air from fucking balloons.
[edit] Also See
- Slashdot
- Otherkin
- Furry
- Stephen Hawking
- Weev (former member, srsly)
- Moot (attempted member but failed entrance IQ test, went on to create his own fucktard organization with blackjack and hookers, then forgot about the organization, and thus was born 4chan)
- User:Piotrus
