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Meowbark

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Meowbark, A.K.A Nyoko, is a whiney, Teenager faggot, narutard, and furfag, hailing from Tamatalk and plays Toontown in her free time. Her artwork and comics were mercilessly sporked for the entire world to see - six or seven hundred bold comments. She also tries to cuss people out when they give her constructive criticism over her art, her role playing skills, and so on. She claims her character is a demon and throws fits when people say it isn't. Her "drawing style" is largely copied from Inuyasha, a series she likes a lot. She thinks cussing people out is awesome and likes to ruin other peoples' Plagiarism with her own takes on them. She also dislikes it if you use the name Meowbark elsewhere, not that anyone would ever really want to. Meowbark also edits Urban dictionary; were she spills her guts about her biased opinions. Meowbark also acts like she is from 4chan, by spouting random quotes and saying moar like the underage b& she is. Despite this, she has an extreme hatred towards 4chan. Meowbark's fursona is a humanoid cat that looks like a female Inuyasha with brown cat ears and a tail.

She also claims to not be weaboo. However, her deviantART account, Nyoko-Sama, and her desire to visit Japan imply otherwise.

THIS JUST IN! Meowbark's real name is, apparently, Meowbark!

She joined Deviantart once as Halfcatdemon and then as Nekohanyo. Both accounts were since banned. She has a brand spanking new YouTube and deviantART account, the former of which she uses to try to rip off a certain site's humor.

Meowbark's furfag that she claims is morbid...

Her new account is x-sweetgirl-x. She now lies and says she's 16 years old. Even better, she says that she is Halfcatdemon's "friend". That account is now banned, giving her third banning at deviantART.

She also has a YouTube account called beingstupid, which fits her. However, she also had another account called Pilicanu. That account was suspended and everyone rejoiced, until she created a new account. Her newest account is xmeowbarkx. Meowbark likes to assume she can make friends easily when she fucks up, despite the fact that she hates other peoples' opinions and always assumes she's innocent.

Meowbark also loves to yell homophobic slurs at people, thinking this will make her sound more mature.

1 I CANZ DRAWZ!
2 I WANT!
3 Lulzcow
4 I AM GONNA MAKE THE BIGGEST RPG FORUM EVUR!
5 Being a faggot
6 Butthurt to the infinity!
7 Meowbark Funfacts!
8 How to be like Meowbark!
9 Gallery of Meowbark's FAIL
10 Screen Caps! Oh the Horror!
11 External Links

[edit] I CANZ DRAWZ!

Meowbark draws her characters in an anime style, most of which were 'inspired' by Inuyasha. She draws her character mostly interacting with Inuyasha, and her character even has a sword just like his, called "The Sword of a Thousand Fires". Her characters are now Naruto Mary Sues with fakeass weeaboo names like [Kii Kusabana]

Her art seems to be remarkable to her and her "friends". She lacks a scanner, so she uses a webcam to take pictures of her fanart. In addition, she claims to finish each of her drawings in five minutes to a half hour. Because of these professional qualities, she takes it upon herself to give free art lessons at Toontown's forums. Make sure you visit her! Her newest DA account is Nyoko-Sama, where she draws cats, Inuyasha, and Naruto fanart. Meowbark proclaims she will be a cartoonist in her future by just drawing anime style, despite all of her work ripping off Naruto and Inuyasha. She gets bent out of shape if anyone tells her otherwise though, and hides comments on DA because of it.

Meowbark has also worked to corrupt the Mudkip meme by plastering Sasuke's head on it, or other random unfunny shit.

Even other weeaboos seem to have it out for her.

Yeah, really funny...

[edit] I WANT!

Meowbark proves to us that she is a whiny spoiled brat by raping the caps lock keys and screaming profanity like the spoiled child she is.

She then would post either in Tamatalk or any other place about her emo woes. She also threaten to bite her mommy in half, just because her mom said no to getting a tablet. Meowbark also would go Hitler on your ass if you don't feel sorry with her.

She does this with alot of things, thinking she can get her way.

[edit] Lulzcow

Meowbark can be viewed as a lolcow; she has been hiding her DA comments, because people with honest opinions have the guts and balls to tell her that her artwork sucks. However she hides her DA comments proving she is more of a pussy and can't handle shit.

On another deviantART's page, Meowbark starts to stir up shit it can be viewed Here! At least Rising-Wolf, Lurkin' Weltall and Xhethrea agree that Meowbark is a loser weeaboo.

Meowbark claims she's very mature. That's a lie! She argues with anyone who has more common sense then her.

[edit] I AM GONNA MAKE THE BIGGEST RPG FORUM EVUR!

Meowbark claimed in her DA Journal that she was going to create the biggest RPG forum that could rival Gaia Online. However her forum claims to be large and has lulz. However, it just shows a girl and her mary sue. Forum is Here! Her forum seems to be dead.

~~And watch out. Her smileys have been known to to cause spontaneous an Hero.~~

~~Meowbark's faggy forum has been deleted and purged.~~

DEAD FORUM IS DEAD!

[edit] Being a faggot

Which she is famous for. Meowbark hates 4chan's guts. That don't stop her from acting like a complete fucktard. In her journals, she displays all sorts of faggotory. Once she said she wants to become an assassin. Or post retarded journal entries that make anyone blow their own heads off.] Meowbark thinks she's funny and tries to be funny. No one finds her to be funny. She should quit while she's a head and go back to failing at life.

Meowbark speaks random fangirl's Japanese, adores bondage and leg humping. She claims to be perverted as well. She is an unfunny sack of FAIL

Meowbitch tried to edit her own ED page. She failed hard.

[edit] Butthurt to the infinity!

Kickin' Weeaboo ass. This one speaks the truth!

For score and nothing more, Meowbark is now leaving DA. Everyone can now rejoice and throw parties and have underage sex now. She claims she can't take the constant harassment from 4chan or the Encyclopedia Dramatica. Where will she end up?

Who knows. Who cares. Maybe she'll become chasethehedgehog's buttbuddy.

Nix that! Meowbark is leaving DA for real!

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Good night, sweet princess.