Oh No You Didn't

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I need to find this. I work at a game store and this will be perfect for driving everyone insane.
 

 

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Oh yes I did.
Oh yes I did.
Oh No You Didn't combo.
Oh No You Didn't combo.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T is a fairly lulzy mini-meme burning up the Internets atm. The song is from an ad by EA for their new game Mercenaries 2 and features a gangsta 'rap' song sung by some dude who's obviously white and edumacated (he doesn't rap like he's a wigger) with a simple piano backing track.

The short, 30 second version exploded all over YouTube and the *chans like bombs on Hiroshima. EA caught on quickly and delivered like Anon, to Anon, by releasing a 'making of the game' video with the full version of the song. They also made it available to download for free on the game's site here.

Currently, Oh No You Didn't as a meme isn't much of anything, consisting largely of combos of the song's lyrics. Howevar, some shoops and a smattering of original content appears to be rising to the occasion albeit, painfully slowly.

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[edit] The Full Version

Some argue that not only is Merc 2 a shit game, but the song is shit too, whilst others love the song but hate the game. Love it or hate it though, this bitch is finna be stuck up in your dome for a hella long time playbuoy.

[edit] The Original

[edit] Lyrics

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no! (Yo yo yo)

Oh no you didn't!
Sucka tried to play me, but you never payed me, never!
Oh no you didn't!
Payback is a coming, you will be running, forever!
Oh no you didn't!
Until I get my vengeance, I will never end this mayhem!
Oh no you didn't!
I'm a mercenary, you ain't got a prayer, you owe me!
Oh no you didn't!

(Chorus)
Oh no you didn't! (4x)
Didn't you, Oh no!
You didn't pay me what you owe me...
So now it's over for you!

(Yo yo, check it out)
Oh no you didn't!
First you tried to trap me, then you bust a cap in my ass!
Oh no you didn't!
Such humiliation will bring annihilation, at last!
Oh no you didn't!
It will be delicious, when I get vicious, tomorrow!
Oh no you didn't!
There's no second chances, you will do the dance of sorrow!
Oh no you didn't!

(Chorus)

(Alright, come on)
Oh no you didn't!
Better watch your back boy, keep running
This ain't just a game, I'll never stop coming
I got my arsenal
I put out the call
And when I finish ya'll
You'll be a ragdoll

Fool tried to diss me, now you're gonna wish you were dead!
Oh no you didn't!
After I deliver, your blood will be a river of red!
Oh no you didn't!
Better beware, when no one's there to defend you!
Oh no you didn't!
So many ways to kill, it's gonna be a thrill to end you!
Oh no you didn't!

(Chorus)

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no you...

[edit] Trolling IRC

<troll> Oh no you didn't
<trolee> didn't what ?
<troll> Sucka tried to play me,
<troll> but you never payed me, never!
<troll> Payback is a coming, you will be running, forever!
<trolee> who ? what :-/ ?
<troll> Until I get my vengeance, I will never end this mayhem!
<troll> I'm a mercenary, you ain't got a prayer, you owe me!
<trolee> wtf did i do ?
<troll> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJyCdbC08c
<trolee> <3
<troll> my new favorite troll
<trolee> lol

[edit] Mercenaries 2: World in Flames

This is an explosive open-world action game set in a massive, highly reactive, war-torn world. A power-hungry tyrant messes with Venezuela's oil supply, sparking an invasion that turns the country into a warzone.

Warning : This game is filled with fail on the PC. Bugged out the ass, terrible controls, button prompts fail to distinguish between console buttons and keyboard keys. Thus making this game probably one of the biggest cock gobbling worst times a gamer will ever experience.

But for you, international crisis is all upside: You are a mercenary, and you profit from chaos. Mercenaries 2™ features a slew of potential clients, all willing to pay you to do their dirty work. Dirty deeds, done for exorbitant fees. These are world powers with deep pockets, deep grudges, and enough arms and ammo to start World War III. This is your kind of environment.

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