Metal Slug
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[edit] Metal Slug, The Bullet
A wonderful invention best known for making war more efficient and enabling people around the world to become an hero conveniently and easily.
[edit] Metal Slug, The Arcade Game Series
Metal Slug is the only 90s arcade game series worth playing. It is one of the only series that allows you to pwn zombies, azns, sand niggers, aliens and wannabe nazis occasionally all in the same game.
[edit] The Graphics
The games are also known for their amazing graphics, thanks to every single action having Over 9000 frames of animation, which of course makes it awesome. You see everybody running in a super-smooth running cycle? Awesome, isn't it? You see that hippie in his skivvies unfolding that sheet to give some crap to you? Man, that was the best unfolding I've ever seen. Hey dawg, check out that guy crouching. Not even I could crouch that realistically. Ah man, that is some tight idle stance! Dude, you know how Sonic the Hedgehog has that thing where he gets all uppity at you for being lazy? That is GARBAGE compared to this.
[edit] The Story
Basically you consistently go right, cutting, shooting, and blowing up anything that moves. The enemy forces are led by some butthurt wannabe Hitler who looks too much like Saddam to get away with it. He eventually gets raped in the ass by retarded aliens and rescued just before getting tentacle-raped by their HUEG overlord. Luckily you get to rescue guys who keep huge guns in their underwear and happily give it to you in return for saving them from being almost raped.
[edit] The Weapons
- Ball Launcher - Named after its one function.
- Metal Slug - A slow-ass tank that allows you to shoot things with two weapons at once.
- The Cho Seung-Hui Special - Great because it never runs out of ammo.
- Grenades - Make things go boom.
- GrenAIDS - Gives those sand niggers AIDS.
- Charged lazer - Pre-charged, guaranteed to inflict massive damage
- Flamethrower - KILL IT WITH FIRE!
[edit] The Gameplay
Like Contra with less frustration and more lulz.
[edit] See Also
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