Mewtwo

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Lucario and Mewtwo playing a friendly game.

Mewtwo is the Mind warrior zippocat of the pokemon universe, the lover of Mew and Renamon and the twin brother of Lucario. Mewtwo first appeared in his own movie (WITH A SEQUEL, LULZ) and once revealed to the public, was raped to no end and paired with every possible living and non-living thing.

[edit] Lucario and Mewtwo fight of DOOM

Many have said Lucario had copied from Mewtwo, and the fans have sure shown it in smart comments.

“	LUCARIO IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO FTW!	„
—Freak_255, Gamespot Forums

“	First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is uber, the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter when used correctly.	„
—L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums, explaining how they're different, and how they both are good fighter.

“	there both pretty damn crap overall, as weak as a point that is, there both more individual representatives for the pokemon series, it does feel like Lucario fights a lot like mewtwo when I have to play as him, aside from mewtwo's second jump and etc.etc	„
—nintensoldier, Gamespot Forums, Telling the absolute truth.

“	That's because it is. Lucario is just an 'improved' Mewtwo with a few different moves. Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl.	„
—Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums

“	lucario makes sudden death even more sudden then it already is.Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and he wears shorts	„
—Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums

“	I don't understand how anyone ~~can~~ (can't) play as Lucario. by choosing and by batling with him, seriously, it's a pokemon who got "mewtwo best special", a counter, a special hit that varies between distance between players and a not bad recover. His specials aren't nothing, they're original(in a way) and powerful. Plus, he's quick on attack and has some range. Don't forget about his aura capacity which upgrade his power when de got more damages If these things don't qualify him as a good fighter, what would?	„
—game-zerox, Gametrailers forums

[edit] His uniqueness

Mindfuck at work

What happens when Mewtwo uses psychic

Mewtwo is seen as the first win of pokemon, Mudkip coming in second. If you rub his tail his pink little secret comes to say HAI. Being a psychic, he has the ability to mindfuck: Use his badass powers to make everyone rape eachother.

~~HE IS GOD OF POKEMON~~ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS He was god until arceus came along.

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Gallery of his COOLNESS

Renamon and Mewtwo have a little chat

Such great detail!

This is why Mewtwo fans hate Lucario.

One of Mewtwo's favorite hobbies is giving Marth nightmares

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Digimon even lust for Mewtwo's ass	Even Babyfurfags want him.	He's gonna get what's his.
JESUS CHRIST	Look, ma! No hands!		Lucario taking it up the ass.
Mewtwo using his powers for something useful.	Proof he is GAY		Mewtwo and Lucario hugging
WTF IS THIS SHIT!?	OM NOM NOM NOM	Wuttwo