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Michael Moore

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Moore shortly after a snack of cameraman and hunter.

If Moore were alive today, he would probably look like this (age-enhanced artist's rendition)

Michael Moore is a fat, liberal, peace-mongering fucktard who likes to eat chocolate-covered donuts while he takes it up the ass. He also makes movies. Moore is a 'tarded, dough-faced moron currently covering up southern California with his fat ass. Moore's mental health continues to be afflicted by hyperbolimia.

He claims to be from Flint, Michigan, but he's actually from a suburb called Davison, which is like claiming to be from Detroit when you live in Grosse Pointe. Grosse Pointe is the rich suburb that everyone who works in Detroit lives in (amirite?). Also, he ran a whore-house, coke house in MI for a while, claiming he was simultaneously helping run aways and doing it for the lulz He thinks he's a major blue-collar hero, but he lives in a giant house and sends his kids to private school, because like most liberals he's really an elitist fuck deep down. Got a job at Mother Jones, but was fired for being fucktarded. Went to work for Ralph Nader, but even Ralph hated him and he moved onto a film career.

He admits that he did not have sexual intercouse with a woman until he was 34. Srsly. That woman being Eminem's mother.

When the Democrats won the house and senate in November 2006, he celebrated by ordering himself 34,239,455,43534,768 Ninety Nine Cent Double Cheeseburgers from McDonalds and screwing Hillary Clinton while fantasizing about Little Debbie.

[edit] Film and Television Career

Moore has a wide career in old media:

Roger & Me - A movie about how General Motors hates America. Solidified Moore's place in society as a liberal Communist fucktard

TV Nation - A short-lived television show about how corporate America hates America. Cancelled because nobody cared.

Canadian Bacon - A movie about how Canada hates America. The closest thing to a documentary he ever produced, this movie is about Canada's craziness. No one cared about this, either. Also known as the pre-cursor to South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut.

Downsize This! - Moore's first book about how people who hire other people hate America. Another anti-corporate screed that Joseph Stalin and azad_slide could be proud of.

The Awful Truth - Another television disaster about how Michel Moore hates America. Moore, where bitched about "the issues, man", harassed ordinary folk, and forced audience members to watch in horror while he masturbated with mustard-slathered hot dog buns for an hour and a half.

The Big One - Moore's softcore porn movie about how his "Downsize This" book tour hates America. Sort of like a LiveJournal on celluloid, without the emo cutting.

Stupid White Men - Moore's second book about how whitey hates America. Allegedly an autobiography.

Bowling for Columbine - Moore's movie about how guns hate America. Supposedly about about the PBA's quest for an NRA sponsorship. Riveting, dramatic and full of commie shit. One of the greatest examples to make money off a truly lulzy event.

Dude, Where's My Country - Moore's conspiracy novel about how Republicans hate America. Also a post-9/11 conspiracy novel involving two drug-addled teenagers trying to find where they parked in New Zealand after a night of debauchery.

Fahrenheit 9/11 - Moore's movie about how George Bush hates America. Through the prism of Ray Bradbury and a wall of ~~fire~~ flaming homosexuality. If you're looking for this movie at your local movie store, look under fiction. This movie is generally credited with helping dubya win his second election by showing everyone how stupid, yuppity and intolerable liberals are.

Sicko - Moore's most recent film about how doctors hate America. Michael travels to the home of fags and funny speaking people to talk about free healthcare. Unfortunately, their healthcare fails to euthanize Michael Moore. He also bitches about the American healthcare industry, but forgets to point out that he's rich and really doesn't give a shit about black people. Also disses former buttfuck partner Hilary Clinton. He was stupid enough to film himself traveling to Cuba, which is illegal because Castro pwned the US at least 100 years ago and we're still butthurt over it, and the US government is fucking pissed.

The upcoming Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2 looks to be a two-hour continuous shot of Moore eating several bags of Doritos. Also about how everyone who isn't Michael Moore hates America.

[edit] Friend of the Trolls

Although a fat fantasist whose movies have only a glancing relationship with reality, the fact that Moore's pro-socialist bullshit is popular and makes millions of dollars in profit — as well as winning awards and being popular worldwide — really, really, really causes massive butthurt to Conservatives, mostly because they are paranoid and scared of everything, even fat bearded lard buckets with baseball caps. This makes him a popular weapon in the arsenal of liberal hippie tree-hugging fucktard arguments.

Mentioning Moore's name in any internet political debate will generate mass lulz, fighting, crying, drooling, ranting and all the other stuff you expect to see in an internet political forum.

Moore is also bed buddies with TV troll Sacha Baron Cohen.