Kramer

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Cosmo Kramer is a prominent sitcom neighbor and social advocate. His passionate appeals for justice in the face of the negro hordes have been an inspiration to the Aryan Nation. Though still a filthy kike, he understands that the extermination of all colored peoples is contingent upon active cooperation between Jews and Nazis. Last Thursday during a comedy act he was interupted by a loud mouthed patron. Many lulz soon followed. With this, the shit hit the fan, and like any self respecting person of fame he attempted to "Right his wrong-doing"

Contents 1 On Niggers: 2 On Jews 3 Videos 4 Gallery 5 See also 6 External Links

[edit] On Niggers:

• "Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!"
• "Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!"
• "YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK, YOU CAN TALK!"
• "That's what happens when you interrupt the white man!"
• "I love to fuck a nigger-bitch every now and then!"
• "Niggers are good-for-nothing tricksters, crack-smoking swindlers, big-butt-having, wide-nose-breathing all the white man's air, they think they're the best dancers, they eat up all the fried chicken, and they stink, but yeah sure, I love to take a nice nigger-bitch out to dinner every now and then!"
• "That Beyonce is a beautiful nigger-bitch."
• "Hey, that boog just stole my bucket of extra-crispy, Jerry!"
• "Elvis Presley was a good-for-nothing wigger!"
• "The filthy fucking niggers are responsible for the spread of AIDS!"
• "The best way to resurrect your career is to publicly call a black person a nigger!"
• "Carlo Beasley is nothing but a filthy Nigger-loving Jew-Lover!"
• "The funny thing about this is that i am not a racist."

[edit] On Jews

Kramer also made seemingly anti-Semitic comments during an unfunny attempt at comedy earlier in 2006, as confirmed by Richards' publicist. Experts believe that these comments cannot possibly be in fact anti-Semitic, because he knows a Jewish guy and because he pretended to be Jewish for the Televitz once.

[edit] Videos

The Kramer Rap

The music video off of his 2006 multi-platinum album, Lynching' .

Death Metal Kramer

The second single of "Lynching"

More Videos

• Kramer rallies the troops
• Kramer's "sorry" is made of lulz and FAIL!
• Kramer apologizes face to face with his victim
• Lost Seinfeld episode where Kramer shows his inner racist

[edit] Gallery

DO NOT WANT!!!	Merry Festivus from Kramer	Not any more.	Kramer attempts to get down with the homies.
Kramer is a notorious Klan member.	Kramer sliding into a room, before leaving due to the presence of niggers	Kramer's next appearance	HE'S A KNITTER!

[edit] See also

• Jerry Seinfeld
• Andy Kaufman
• Not racist
• Unfunny
• Jew
• Sorry

Kramer is part of a series on Jews

Patriarchs Woody Allen • Albert Einstein • Sacha Baron Cohen • Jeff Goldblum • Ron Jeremy • Jesus • Andy Kaufman • Henry Kissinger • Joe Lieberman • Linda Mack • Moses • Natalie Portman • Maury Povich • Ayn Rand • Michael Richards • Jerry Seinfeld • Jerry Springer • Ben Stein • Jon Stewart • Mark Zuckerberg Habitats Hollywood • Internet • Isræl • The media • Wikipedia Traditions Circumcision • GIYUS • Greed • Hebrew • Holocaust Porn • Metzizah b’peh • Money • Protocols of the Elders of Zion • WTC H8s Anti-Semitism • Mahmoud Ahmadinejad • Arabs • Yassir Arafat • Blood libel • Christfags • Mel Gibson • Adolf Hitler • Holocaust • Holocaust denial • Saddam Hussein • Jesus • Jew Watch • The KKK • Osama Bin Laden • Wyatt Mann • Muhammad • Muslims • Nazis • Pork

[edit] External Links

• Life imitating art? Kramer's racist bent was blatantly evident in this '94 episode of "Seinfeld".
• Butthurt niggers to sue Kramer!