Michelle Belanger
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Michelle Belanger, aka Set Hanikeem, a self-proclaimed Transgender vampire Dominatrix, is the supposed founder and mastermind behind House Kheperu. I say 'supposed' because I wouldn't put it past her to try to steal someone else's thunder and ideas. She is well versed and edumacated, but she is also a raging attention whore. She believes herself to be one of the "first psychic vampires in existence" and a reincarnated pre-historic Egyptian priest so she made a cult, House Kheperu, to glorify this.
Unlike other attention whores with delusions of grandeur, she is very articulate and charming... if you are in possession of a pussy and like to lick carpet. Though she prefers the hole to the pole, she has been known to jump in the sack with men who she believes are in possession of other worldly power, or if she simply wants to be in their good graces. Either way, she ends up trying to steal the lime light from them and either they kick her to the curb or she gets bored with them and abandons them.
Michelle likes to portray herself as an over-dramatic creature of the night, often affecting a fake accent to score cool points. She has made appearances on several television shows over the past few years, and has spoken at quite a few college campuses and book signings on the wonders that are vampirism and BDSM. She is dedicated to spreading the word about her own greatness and the greatness of the cluster fuck known as the vampire community. If she finds a couple of naive freshmen sorority sluts that will let her smack them around with a riding crop, that's also a plus.
Despite claiming to be an "expert" on vampirism and paranormal phenomena, she has no formal education or training on the subjects she speaks of. This is understandable as none of it is fucking real.
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[edit] Past Lives
[edit] I KNOWS ANSHENT EJIPTSHIAN
Since she believes she is an ancient Egyptian Priest, Michelle thinks she knows everything about the language. The truth of the matter is, she finds words that she thinks are pretty or have a "deep meaning" and then mashes them together to form a new word that "modern anthropologists don't know about because it is so old" or some other bullshit.
When asked to explain the words she has made up or "remembered" from her past lives, she always skirts the issue and never gives any concrete sources or definitions.
[edit] The Approaching Depression?
Due to "past life" experience she believes the US is heading for another depression [1]. Thankfully, she does have fans who aren't ass kissers and will point out what a douche bag she is (in the nicest way possible) and will tell her "no ur rong moaron", so she realizes that she has to watch herself at least a little when talking about how infallible she is. While this does show she is at least gaining some social skills, it does provide us with less lulz. I guess you can't win them all. But there are still some nice bits in her post regardless.
[edit] A candidate for Schizophrenia
Michelle has shown on numerous occasions that she has a hard time keeping fantasy separated from reality. She often infuses philosophy and rules from books, games and movies into her cult and encourages her followers to post totally far fetched and random bullshit that to her eyes totally justify and prove her totally made up theories.
This isn't surprising though, as Michelle Belanger is probably just a totally absorbed and disillusioned LARPer that took things too far. She didn't start out in the vampire community, but the LARP community. Before she started writing on "occult truths" she moderated and participated in many games.
Her ties to role-playing are evident to this day in her choice of lingo and manner of dress. Saying she dresses like Lestat's even gayer evil brother is an under statement.
It is rumored that she still participates to this day in the game, but it has been rumored that the rumor was started to defame Michelle and that she is above that childishness.
Take a look at her websites and decide for yourself.
[edit] Pagan Icon and Author
Over the years Michelle has published a number of books on the occult, vampirism and sex with angels. Most of her releases are poorly manufactured and marketed pulp novels, but in recent years she has had releases from two notable (if you're Wiccan, that is) publishers. Llewellyn and Weiser, who are known for their flaky pop-culture inspired products and shady authors who make Sylvia Browne look ethical.
Most of her erotic fiction is either self-published and purchasable online, or through random gothic back-alley publishers who are gone in a couple months. This is understandable, as no competent business person would touch her low-brow uninspired smut.
Her most notorious release is The Psychic Vampire Codex which has garnered jeers and sneers from vampires and skeptics alike due to her shameless self-promotion and gloating. There is very little information (I use this term to describe ideas other than "Michelle/House Kheperu is awesome") in this book. It's basically Michelle's tale of how she formed and liberated the vampire community and everyone there in should bow down before her and join her cult. No, seriously.
Whoring of her writing can be found here and here. But if you don't feel like paying, follow some of these links:
- excerpt from Sacred Hunger. It's just enough to let you know what a delusional bat she is (if you had any doubts).
- excerpt from The Vampire Ritual Book. Her "real" books about the occult are almost indistinguishable from her fiction.
- The Vampire Codex, a handbook for her cult House Kheperu.
- The Psychic Vampire Codex, online edition. A great number of lulz from the printed version have been omitted.
- Her Lulu storefront is full of lulz.
[edit] Michelle as an entertainer
Michelle has tried her hand at modeling, singing and acting, thus giving trolls ammo and gawkers everywhere mild lulz. The fact that she has declaired herself a spokes-vamp for the entire community out side of House Kheperu ensures that we have numerous lulz around Halloween when every network airs their shitty vampire specials in an attempt to scare and gross-out normal folks and give aging goths like Michelle a self-rightous hard on.
[edit] sHE's spechule
Pink Spider (looking like an even moar coked-up Britney Spears) and her carpet-munching lord and master, Michelle Belanger (we should just get it over with and start calling her "Puggles" or "Pugsley"). Michelle considers ED a tabloid, even though it rarely mentions anyone of real worth.
 Apparently batteries are too "hi-tech" for her. |
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 Here she tries to turn a simple computer glitch into proof that she is one of the living dead and FAILS. |
 And here she complains about how hard her life was, and gives us the real reason behind her vamprism: teen-angst. |
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[edit] Frienemies
She has had alliances with Don Henrie and Todd Hoyt in the past. Don claimed that she was trying to make him into her puppet, so he pushed her away. She is scorned, but she still hangs onto him, trying to drain out anything she can from his already dead career and non-existent fame.
She was friends with Todd, going so far as to call him her brother. When they broke off their friendship, she not only bad mouthed the sick fuck, she claimed he stole her material (which she stole from various role playing games, creating a black hole of copyright infringement).
She wrote about it in her livejournal, and then proceeded to heavily edit the complaints. This is the post in its unedited entirety:
| —Michelle A. Belanger |
These "issues" only became a problem when she wasn't involved in Todd's sex life anymore.
[edit] Links
Photos
Writing
- LiveJournal
- She writes for Paranormal Insider
- She is a published author on Otherkin.net
- She is a published author on The Witches Voice
Interviews and Articles
- With BDSM Round Table
- With Beyond Reality Radio
- A few with Coast to Coast AM
- According to Full Moon Radio Michelle claims her abilities are genetic and circumstantial-- an easier to buy stance than her Reincarnated Egyptian Priest theory that she tells her followers.
- With Ghostly Talk
- With Key 64
- With Pagan News
- The Online Rocket (a newspaper for Slippery Rock college) covers a lecture she held
- With Polyamory Weekly. When she's not talking about vampires, she's talking about slutting it up.
[edit] See Also
- Don Henrie
- MemoryandDream
- Pink Spider
- Todd Hoyt
- House Kheperu
- vampire
- goth
- Otherkin
- Lesbian
- Internet model
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