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Detroit
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Detroit is a city run by niggers for niggers, located in Michigan.
[edit] History
Traveling up the Detroit River on the ship "Floating Jew", Mike Detroit noted the north bank of the river as an ideal location for a settlement. Then, the niggers stole it just like they steal bikes. They won't give it back, either.
During the French and Black People War (1769), British troops gained control for like 2 seconds. Several tribes led by Kuntakinte, a Patriotic Nigra, launched Tupac's Rebellion (1773), including a siege of Fort Longcat. The britfags gave up.
From 1805 to 1847, Detroit's access to the Canadian border made it a key stop along the underground railroad, thus filling every last nook and cranny of the city with niggers.
With white flight to the suburbs, many Detroit inner-city neighborhoods endured a painful niggerization in the 1960s and 1970s leaving not one cracker within city limits. An extensive freeway system was constructed in hopes that black people would go away, but they don't have cars, so they stayed.
In 1994, every Detroit pool was closed, largely due to AIDS.
[edit] Crime
Crime in Detroit has brought the city notoriety. It's fucking high. In 2006, the city had the highest number of violent crimes out of all the cities in the United States. By the end of the year, the homicide count was OVER 9000. But some redneck New Jersey city topped that last May or something.
The city is made up of abandoned and burned out shells of buildings. The homes that have been used for the production, sale, and use of The Nigra's Guide to Closing Pools, a book by the Patriotic Nigras. The city is also made of rusted old cars. The nigras also occasionally use these as homes.
Devil's Night, the evening before Halloween, is when niggers set the whole fucking city on fire. (Although this is a daily occurence, nobody gives a shit.) The Angel's Night campaign, launched in the late 1990s, busses in crackers to fight the niggers, but they all get pwned.
Current Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick routinely fucks Detroit in the ass. Hard. He also makes sure to spend all of the city's money on hookers and blow, and then proceeds to fire the cops that are investigating it.
[edit] Places to Fear
Bagley An area run by black-jew gangs, who eat bagels.
Bricktown District This is where niggers throw bricks at you. This is where you'll find the Shelter, the place where a brave honkey codenamed M&M infiltrated the nigger base, and tricked them with a siren song comprised of what the coloreds call "rap music."
Midtown. This is where all of the Detroit colleges are located. Since niggers can't read, they're extra angry when they see a school.
Cass Corridor If you go anywhere near the Cass Corridor, you will be raped, stabbed, shot, raped again, almost raped, and then raped.
Corktown Historic District Do not be fooled. This is where niggers put on jester hats and rob you with shotguns. True fucking story. Was full of Micks at least 100 years ago, but like every other neighborhood in Detroit has since been taken over by those of the urban persuasion.
Greektown This is where they keep the casinos. Don't bother going, though, because it's just niggers playing dice (aka: click clack).
Mexicantown Okay, when we said that Detroit was all niggers, we lied. This small community is a great place to go if you like being killed by Puerto Ricans. We are still unsure as to how singer Jack White escaped from this place.
South Detroit South Detroit only exists in the song "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. Also known as Canada.
- A video of all the great things Detroit offers.
