Disney
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Disney is an entertainment company, best known as Earth's largest supplier of furry and plushie merchandise. They mainly employ bisexual necrophiliacs with ear fetishes. That's why so many kids die on the rides And they all worship Satan.
Contents |
[edit] Disney History
Pedophile Disney was started at the same time as McDonalds, when two jews called Ronald McDonald and Walt Disney turned to each other in their concentration camp cell and started scheming the best ways to pwn children's money. Their dastardly jew plan was to create food and films that appeal to Pedophiles who would spend all their money in cinemas and restaurants, watching children having fun. OMGZ NO.....
After Pedophilia became illegal, in 1948, Walt Disney had to appeal to other audiences, so Disney started preying on Knee-Grows. [1]
Yet, since slavery was abolished, White ass crackers forgot Black people existed, therefore only about 100 people saw the cartoon, Disney's next move was at multiculturalism, to show people of all races having fun and living in harmony. [2]
But that was Bullshit, and Disney was banned from the internets so, he got a job, making serious news programs for the azns yet was criticized when Japanese people wrote in, complaining that they could tell the difference between the characters. [3]
So, Disney gave up and made Pro Nazi films, these were received with universal acclaim, since everyone hated everyone else, every child wanted to be a Nazi, so Herren Hare, Meister Mouse and Fuhrer Frog became the most popular cartoon characters EVAR!!!![4] [5]
Since then, Walt Disney has been spewing lulzy racism, all the way up to his death.
Nowadays, the only people who watch Disney are creepy bastard furfags, who like to pretend they're fellating "the Beast" or something similarly sick, with Minnie Mouse, etc. The other audience seems to be fat 20 year old girls, who obsess about Disney, because they have such a high standard for guys, they expect them to be some kind of prince, in reality, they settle down with a drunken wife beater at age 30, lol
[edit] The Disney theme park
Orgy Time!
Disneyland (AKA Der Jüdenland) is known for being the shittiest place in the universe, since you have to wait several hours in the line, just to be in the ride around 10 minutes, and listening a 30 minute speech of how short life is. Normal people stay as far away as possible because aside from the cost it is filled with single, 40 something Feminists dragging their 10 year old daughters around by the arm, Goths, Gays, fatties, emos, and a few Japanese The only good thing about it is to tackle the stupid costumed characters, thus breaking the neck of the 90lb girl inside when she gets whiplash from being hit while wearing a 30lb mask on her head, and watch how the little kids are scared to death when Mickey Mouse takes off his head to show the person that really is.
The only thing moar stupid than the park itself are the people who buy year-long passes. They are those zombie like things who show up every day, believe that they have the same authority as the company's shareholders and be so anal as to get pissed when a screw is missing on one of the trashcans or put dirty diapers inside the towel hampers. These peoples lulz is to piss off everyone around them as as possible, then complain to the employees so they can get as much free crap from Disney as possible. They also flock around the characters proving that they are closet furries.
[edit] Disney movies
Disney got rich by making or rather shitting all over movies of stories that had been public domain since at least the 1800s. However they will sue and threaten anybody else who tries the same thing claiming theft of Intellectual Property or some other excuse to cover up their butthurt.
In a typical Disney movie, they sing to death about love and life and emo crap. The only goal of Disney movies is to make parents avoid spending time with their families, and to save a few bucks with the babysitter. Just put a Disney dvd, play it and done! you can have buttsecks with your wife, husband, or have a happy family incest with your sister or your teenager daughter, while the little children will enjoy watching retarded crap such as Robots or Cars. Is all the singing necessary? Can't someone walk through a town without singing about work or love, or some other such pointless task or emotion? Why don't they make a Disney movie in which everyone dies at the end? Over 99% of Disney movies depict some 16-year-old girl liking some Fucktard just because he is famous or has money. This is where being true to life ends. Except where that one movie in which this one girl is kidnapped, raped, ends up with Stockholm syndrome and loves her captor. Why don't they foreshadow life itself for a change, and quit filling kids' heads with notions of happy endings and talking candle sticks?
Some long lost Disney Scenes showcasing alternate endings [6]
Science has proven that allowing your child to watch Disney movies will turn them Ghey
Typical scene in a disney movie.
Another scene from the same movie.
[edit] Disney Today
Disney is now known for its family entertainment. The sordid history has long since been forgotten by all but a few, and, thus, people get very upset when you disparage any of Disney's otherwise clean-cut characters.
Disney no longer makes any movies, instead just churning out awful direct-to-video sequels and taking credit for films made by other, better companies such as Miramax and Pixar.
Thus, all of Disney's revenue now comes from its TV shows, Lindsay Lohan and its popular theme parks, Disneyland and Disneyworld (The fact that Disneyland is located in Orange County, California and Disneyworld is located in Orange County, Florida is to pay homage to how Walt loved having cans of Agent Orange shoved in his ass).
Today, Disney owns some land in Europe, where actors are encouraged to yiff on camera[7], which is the only exciting thing to happen there since most people there prefer theme parks based on their own crappy characters who are little Roman/Viking guys, where children can ride inside the ass of the fat, dumb sidekick.
[edit] Disney Shows
When Disney creates a show, they'll always cancel it around 65 episodes. Almost always.
As a rule, all Disney shows must have the character's name in the title. Recent pieces of shit released have been titled "Hannah Montana", "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody", "Life with Derek", "Phil of the Future", "That's So Raven", and "Corey In The House". Noticeably, every fucking person who is the star of these shows has to have a music career. As you'd expect, it's all utter fucking shit. Seriously, put Mitchel Musso rap in Youtube and you'll see what I'm talking about...Fuck why is it so shitty?
A trademark of a Disney show is its hideous puns, typical characters, and forced laugh-tracks. Of course, this is fucking hilarious.
THIS JUST IN: Nude pics of Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical and High School Musical 2 were sent to some kike she's dating. Send in these pics!
[edit] Movies
Disney, known for its wholesome family entertainment, follows a complex and careful formula to ensure production of tender and heartfelt films, usually consisting of stealing half-baked ideas from fairy tales and Japanese animes [8] and then throwing in excessive numbers of anthropomorphic talking animals and other various objects. Sometimes they just browse DeviantArt and create characters that slightly resemble some tartlet's shitty OC just to watch them BAAAAAAWW[9]. This is because Disney is, in fact, controlled by Hollywood's pedophile furry jews, who are intent on spreading their vile, homosexual propaganda onto small children.
[edit] Make your own Disney movie plot
Follow this simple outline and you too can produce your own blockbuster hit and make millions of dollars:
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a young (boy/girl) who had tragically lost (his/her) (mother/father/both parents). One day, an (evil/old/homosexual/ethnic stereotype) villain devises a (sinister plot) and takes over the entire kingdom with (bumbling, comic-relief sidekick) voiced by (Gilbert Gottfried/Cheech Marin/Patrick Warburton/The guy who played Charles on M*A*S*H). Though shy and reluctant at first, our hero eventually rises up with courage after suffering another horribly traumatic event somehow involving said dead parents. With the help of a (talking animal/fat guy/inanimate object) voiced by (Robin Williams/John Goodman/Tim Allen/Rosie O'Donnell/The guy who played Charles on M*A*S*H), (he/she) will defeat the villain despite impossible odds and everybody learns a lesson about (kindness/honesty/friendship/family values/etc). Also, be sure to add a music soundtrack with obligatory Christina Aguilera/Hilary Duff/Elton John songs.
[edit] Disney did WTC
In the early 1990's, shit started to pile up in the Middle East as the Sand Niggers kept blowing the shit out of each other. Disney invited over Osama Bin Laden and his Sand Nigger crew to talk about drugs,bombs, Jews, and another copypasta Disney Movie. Osama gave the idea that instead of having your typical White guy to star as the hero/princess why not make it take place at least 100 years ago in Sand Valley. Since both Disney and the Sand Niggers hated Jews, Disney agreed to make the new movie. They named it Aladdin to show tribute to Osama's new child sex slave. The only problem is, is that Aladdin had to be kid friendly for Americans. Since Americans hated bombs,Irony, Decapitation, and racism. Disney needed a plan to make Aladdin look like he loved the Jews. This angered Osama so much that he left taking his Child Porn, and new ideas that he was going to give to Disney. As Osama left, Disney devised a plan to work with the Jews on blaming innocent Sand People on destroying the WTC.
[edit] Aladdin
The movie starts off with a young Sand Nigger and his faithful sex slave monkey Abu (moar liek AJEW, amirite?). As they start roaming the streets blowing up churches and Synagogues they are attacked by Towelheads who are about to be converted to Jews. Since Aladdin had no more bombs with him he couldn't blow them up. Thus he had to run away. Aladdin then finds two kids who were eating beef. Enraged Aladdin and Abu raped both of them. After Aladdin runs off he goes home bawwwwing about not having parents(typical Disney plot) who could help convert people. Next Thursday, Aladdin heads off to plant a bomb in the emperor's palace. Once there he finds a woman without a blanket it over her head. Aladdin starts to freak since Halloween in Sand Valley is every day. As Aladdin starts to sharpen his decapitation sword, a tiger attacks and almost kills him.
*summary of the rest of the crap*
Aladdin kills the Jewish wizard and then becomes overlord and dictator of Rag head central with his gay genie, pet slave Abu, and his new blanket girl Jasmin.
- A clip from the movie
[edit] See also
- Ashley Tisdale
- Pixar
- Final Fantasy, which uses a similar plot-writing method
- The Aristocats, a famous Disney movie
- The Lion King
- DisneyFan01
- Kovu 01
- Goatse
- Tubgirl
- Pain Series
- Crap
- Jonas Brothers
