Mike Tyson's Punch Out

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Use your 120lb boxer to become the heavyweight world champion and defeat Mike Tyson in his prime.

Actual screenshot from the original

Mike Tyson's Punch Out is the timeless tale of how a bland, emotionless white guy can conquer every racial stereotype imagined. Coached by Al Roker, the hero (Little Albert) uppercuts his way to become the Mismatched Weight Class Champion of the World! This is probably one of the easiest Nintendo games to beat ever released. Every day some NES fucktard fanboy remembers how sweet this game used to be and forces his little buddies to watch him play this antiquated, racist, offensive game until he gets bored and invariably moves on to reminisce about Little Nemo the Dream Master for 20 minutes. Secret cheat Code: Up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,b,a,start will give your character a sweet face tattoo.

YTMND has had over 9000 stupid parodies of it. Nigger stole my- SHUT THE FUCK UP THE FAD DIED YEARS AGO.

Mike Tyson starred in it before he raped a bunch of 16-year-old girls and butthurt Nintendo decided to replace him with a generic white guy who somehow wasn't Lowtax.

[edit] The opponents

Glass Joe- unseasoned boxer whom you fight first. His attacks consist of getting punched 10+ times and falling down. Nintendo says he's French, but we call bullshit, since he actually stays in the ring until he's knocked out.

Von Kaiser-Closest thing to Hitler Nintendo would allow. He has a bad heart, and his super attack is "Final solution"

Piston Honda-Champion of the Beginners circut. He attacks by punching you.

Don Flamenco-Some faggot from Spain. He holds a rose in his mouth and attempts to assrape you.

King Hippo- Some fatass everybody thought was hard until they figured out his obvious weak spot .

Vodka Drunkenski- Some Russian pedophile who attempts to spread the joys of communism with you. Nintendo actually changed his name to Soda Popinski, because they were afraid of the butthurt parents might give them otherwise.