MikeeUSA

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'MikeeUSA' is a valiant defender of the Rights of Woman, a good man to the core, poet, scholar, and a wonderful "artiste".

As a composer, architect, and artist, his achievements are unparalleled. His record on women's rights, however, bears further examination. His positive feelings for women are manifested as an all-encompassing skepticism, beginning with insecurity about the role of women in orchestrating the holocaust and progressing through a fear of their political clout, resulting ultimately in a healthy respect for bitches's power over men and a wholly understandable desire to relieve them of all burdens by putting them in their place.

If you notice, the rays tastefully exit the grey sun

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It is with great esteem and supreme pleasure that I am here tonight to inform you that I hate you, your guts, and every female on earth who shares the desire to rebel against men, to disrespect men, and/or to take the creations of men and claim them as the creation of women or a joint creation of man and woman.

From this high vantage point it seems that whenever men make something great, after a time, worthless pro-women's rights females come to latch on to that creation and claim it as a triumph of womankind. These whores (an assumption, yes, though I doubt any of you were virgin wives, if wives at all) cannot allow man to stand alone in his technical abilities above females, females who are used to having everything handed to them due to their "angelic" sex. Now we have debian-women, a feminist group that has latched on to debian by virtue of men's guilt for not failing to achive as woman has failed to achieve (or perhaps men not giving a damn either way, and humoring you with a mailing list) and demands that debian take on usless husks to even out it's male to female developer ratio.

You disrespect men who are opensource/freesoftware developers such as I by comparing your worthless selves to us, the true achivers. You moan and drop loads of feces, we churn out code. With this in mind I cordially invite you to have an auto accident. I hope it does not kill you, but instead rips your digits off, aswell as cause you to be blind. If this does happen, and I wish such to come to pass, I will visit and smile.

My gpl'd and bsd'd contributions to the opensource/freesoftware movement can be found here: https://cat2.dynu.ca/cat2/programs.html https://cat2.dynu.ca/cat2/media.html https://cat2.dynu.ca/crossfirearch/

Death To women's Rights Death To women's Liberties Death To women's Freedoms

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—MikeeUSA, who is totally non-misogynist

Later, he extends his welcome to newcomers.

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"Get the fuck out of our hobby, women."

Get the fuck out of our hobby, women.

You come here demanding 50% female representation; we made this fucking place, bitches. Go to hell, order around your husband, you don't own us though (and may your husband cut your head off once you start ordering him around again). Linux, Debian, computers, civilization. This was pretty much all created by men. We don't need you, we don't want you interfering and taking credit for our work. Go die in afghani caves, it's where you belong as that is where you would be living if not for men dragging your worthless disrespectfull asses with them as they advanced.

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—MikeeUSA

Political Opinions

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RAPE: how it should be handled.

Rape, the most heinous of heinous crimes, more serious then death, more traumatizing then the most grevious bodily injury. Rape; The crime elevated above all others.

Why?

Because men do it to women. More specifically, men have sex with women without paying for it: the man takes from the woman her product for free and thus takes away her barganing chip, her power . In the society of a woman’s country to take away a woman’s power is to degrade that which is most precious to that society: woman’s place over and above man, woman’s power.

The current penalty for rape is insane and not in good standing with what we wish to achieve: a Men’s culture.

How to handle rape then? It is my opinion that the Bible has a good answer, an answer that I totally agree with:

If a man rapes an unmarried virgin girl he merely has to marry her (the Bible also states that he is to pay her father some money (about 1.5 pounds of silver, $150 about)) and keep her forever. Forever as an obedient and subordinate wife of his (one of many perhaps).

If he rapes someone’s mother or wife etc, caps are busted as he just disrespected his fellow man.

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—MikeeUSA, who will someday save up enough silver to not-convince a woman to have rape with him

“	GAY ART AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH))	„
—XSAX LTU on art and industry

Life Lessons

“	Now, onto a subject I had touched on before: How should a Man resist and attempt to destroy feminism/women’s-rights throughout his lifetime? As he sails through existance I believe, if he wishes to remove women’s rights and promote Men’s Liberty he should go through three phases; each more desperate the the last (but all calculated) as the time allotted to his life dwindles down. The Peaceful Stage: In the begining of his life a Man or boy seems to have all the time in the world. Peaceful means of change take a long time to be effective. Since he has time and has alot of life to lose (if he chose the path of combat now) it may be best if he trys out the path of peace: Teenaged Years: Debate against feminism/women’s rights inorder to gain more adherents to the cause of anti-feminsim. Perhapse not be to hateful or extreme in writing. Twenties: Debate has proven fruitless for the most part, write more radical aricles, explore the pros and cons (in writing) of various schemes to destroy feminism. Do not temper your wordsbut put onto paper (or ether) your exact unadultered beliefs. Flex your absolute right to free speech. Thirties: Gather your writing and publish a book pertaining to the overthrow of feminism and women’s rights around the world. Include possible strategies to destroy women’s rights and raise Men’s Liberties (including violent ones) in the book. Again, do not cencor yourself in the slightest: you hate feminists and many other Men do too… they just need to know that others like them exist. The Coercive Stage: Now at the middle of his life, a Man must work harder to remove the blight of women’s rights from the world as peaceful means did not bring about the desired changes (they may have opened many of his compatriots eyes, and his book may be used by generations to come as a field manual for the cause). Fourties: Use your money and your buisness connections to sponsor the creation of legal funds to help Men fight off attacks from females and their activist army. If any of your friends are in the local, state, or federal police agencies ask them if it would be possible to prosecute some of the women’s rights organisations for the many laws they have undoubtedly broken. Fifties: Use your money and connections to buy laws; attempt to repeal the 19th ammendment (women’s vote). The Violent Stage: Seventies-Eighties-Terminal Illness: You are going to die soon, your life is near an end and women still reign supreme. Go to the local women’s group office and liquidate it (kill the feminist women there). Wear a dark suit and drive an expensive car (these are more likely not to be suspect). Continue destroying the people who have helped to destroy countless of your fellow Men untill you are killed. Go from women’s rights organisation’s office to women’s rights organisation’s office, maybe throw in a few domestic violence shelters and abortion clinics if you wish.\|MikeeUSA, who is fortunate to have a purpose in his life	„

The Rivalry

Mike pines for delicious cake

On the Linux Game Tome 72.139.82.226 has great anger at Mikeeusa and is sometimes joined by Anonymous in counter argumentitive restitution. 72.139.82.226 has over 100 posts in response to Mikeeusa's various bestowments of wisdom on the comment pages of games at the happy penguin. It is uncanny how 72.139.82.226 always responds to Mikeeusa's opinions, be it night or day, to refute his anti-women's rights proclaimations. Always is the IP 72.139.82.226 used by 72.139.82.226. Some of 72.139.82.226's opinions:

Oh look, mikeusa is back. And he's still a fucking idiot. Do the world a favour mike, go back in the closet you crawled out of and hang yourself like the waste of sperm that you are.

I hope someone cuts your nuts off before you can breed.

Oh, and by the way, the faggot is threatening to burn me alive now? FUCKING HILARIOUS. Go ahead and try mike, you're too much of a coward to even post without coming through a TOR server, I don't think I have much to worry about from a pussy shit like you. Why aren't the admins doing something about this limp-dicked fag already?

That's not a typo. The crazyfuck thinks women should be property, and so polygamy is okay by him. You know, it's funny, I should have known this game would bring MikeUSA and his idiotic toadies out in force, but it had been so long since I'd seen them trash a game entry here without their bullshit, I'd almost forgotten about them. Heh. Silly me. Evil never dies.

Uh. Yeah, women were solely responsible for the Third Reich. Hey, what color is the sky in your world?

That Is Not All Completed as Desired

Fat girl semi-angle shot disapproves.

If_I_Were_A_Bee has a few bones to pick with Mikeeusa too! Though she also hungers to pick his bones, she only jumps the bones of other fat girl angle shots.

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Aww. You think I don't know about your shitty music. It's cute how ignorant you think I am!

Your beats are off. You can't even align digital guitar chords. Pathetic. I think my ears might have bled a little.

I, on the other ha... TL;DR

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—~If-I-Were-A-Bee

Not Fat!!:

“	By the way, I AM on a diet and I had weight-loss surgery months and months ago .... How much do you weigh, fatass?	„
—~If-I-Were-A-Bee

Skills of an Artiste

More castleation	Bigger Tower@@@	bomb	stick
rolling	patrolin	drty	Unequality
Pathfinding	giantess	police	Demand 34
Moslem	socialism	Helpful for Law Professors	WRA!
Also invented the wheel? Amazing	Relationship advice.