Mikhail Saakashvili
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Mikhail Saakashvili (more like Mcfail Suckassshitty, amirite?) was the first, and last president of Georgia, South Ossetia and Abkhazia and is currently running from the Russian tanks and his own people.
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How he became president
While Georgia was all happy and shit, Mikhail, who lost hard to Shevardnadze, was butthurt about it, so he began to bawww, and claim that he won, even though he got pwned hardcore, bawwwed to some faggots in the U.N. to make up fake votes so that to the West, he made it appear he won.
After that faggotry, he then gather over 9000 Georgians to have ghey orgies infornt of Shevardnadze's home to get him to summit to Mikhail, though unlike Mikhail, he didn't give a shit, and told him to stfu.
A act of extreme faggotry
After the massive faggotfests mikhail threw, he decided to fag everything up a bit more.
He Zerg Rushed the True president, with fucking ROSES, how fucking ghey is that shit, instead of guns or fucking swords or some fucking shit, he Zerg Rushed him with roses, then Shevardnadze, who felt there was too much faggotry around him, decided to gtfo, while mikhail stayed behind to fag up the parliament building. Later Shevardnadze, felling butthurt for leting Mikhail fag up shit, decided to send in the Army to raep Mikhail, and declared a state of faggorty, but with soooo much faggotry emitting from Mikhail, they turned Saakashvili for Mikhail, and refused to raep them.
later, after a meeting arranged by the russians, Shevardnadze decided.
| —Shevardnadze |
And then gtfo of the faggotfest Mikhail turned Georgia into.
almost pwnd
In 2005, while U.S. President George W. Bush was getting a blowjob from mikhail in Tbilisi, Vladimir Arutyunian, who was tired of Mikhail's faggotry threw a live hand grenade at where Saakashvili was giving Bush head. It landed in the crowd about about 60 feet from Bush's cock after hitting a girl and did not detonate. Arutinian was arrested in July of that year, but before his capture he managed to kill one cop. He was convicted of the attempted Godwin, Pwn of Saakashvili and Bush, and the pwnage of the cop.
Fucking around with the red bear
Last Thursday, bored of all the NATO cock sucking, decided to invade South Ossetia to rid it of all the russians, so he could officially control all his country, how ever, he forgot about the Raep machine Russia had waiting outside of ossetia, and his military of fail fucking forgot to bomb the only fucking tunnel link from Ossetia to Russia because they were to fucking busy bombing civilians, Really there was ONLY ONE fucking tunnel you had to fucking destroy to keep the Russians out.
After getting their asses handed to them, the Russians continued to zerg rush them. However, Mikhail, somehow managed to shoot down four Soviet fighters and one bomber. however the Russians were not amused by this, and decided to do what they did in WWII... pull a Russian reversal.
Mikfail got fucked in the ass so bad not only did he Fail at regaining controll of South Ossetia but is probably now going to lose abkhazia [[1]]
| —Russia |
So far, the Russians own half of Georgia's airspace while destroying the seven Georgian warplanes on the fucking ground. How due to how Mikhail didn't give a fuck about his airforce.
After the Georgian Air Force was knocked out of existence like the Dodo, the Russians began to lolbomb Everything within one Kilometer of a Military base, which as fucking usual, the Georgians had to put right in the god damn center of all their cities, although some argue, this was a good idea since it would make the Russians look bad since they had to bomb civilians, but the Sovi-- Russians don't give a shit, they only care about not hitting the Stalin Statue in Gori.
So upon seeing the Extreme Soviet Ræp machine that he invited into his country since his Fail force forgot to close the door, he decided to call up his E.U., and Ukrainian fuck buddies to come on over to Georgia to walk around and get the Commies to stop bombing everything, this also provided some lulz since the French President almost got hit by a bomb just trying to land at the damn Airport.
After that, Georgia took the French President on a Tour of Gori, the birth place of the greatest leader of Russia, Joseph "Man of Steel" Stalin, Mikhail had a fucking flack jacket(payed for with U.S. Tax dollars), while the fucking frenchman only walked in a suit(once a-fucking-gain proving that the Georgians are more fail then the god damn french), while on the walking tour of the City, the Russians got word of this, and decided to Fly a jet over Gori just to scare the shit out of Mikhail for the Lulz, which caused Mikhail and at least 100 of his bodyguards to leave the French president and run like little faggots until the Russian Lulz Jet made another pass, which then cause all the Failorgians to pile ontop of Mikhail to make a meat shield and get in some buttsecks on the side.
After that faggorty, Mikhail got some fucking common sense back into him and hightailed it back to T'bilisi where he then managed to get some Russian Official to Sign a Peace treaty, while all Mikhail's Eurofag freinds decided to have a fuck party while the Fageorgians had a faggotfest out side. Lulzy enough the Peace Treaty only lasted 10 hours, while the Russian Official who signed it was later Shot under Putin's Orders.
The Next day, the Russian Black Sea Fleet who got b& from the Ukraine for the lulz, sunk most of the Georgian fleet(which was given to them by the Ukrainians since the USSR/Russia wouldn't allow Georgia to keep its fleet), While the Russians Marines landed in and around Porti Georgia.
After that faggotry, the Abkhazians got in on the lulz, and invaded West Georgia for the lulz, while the Russians backed them up, and helped captured Porti, which they then found Some bitching Humvees, which Mikhail didn't bother to put enough monies up to by them.
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