Shit Bricks
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Shitting bricks is a common IRL expression so resplendent in inanity it has crawled its way into the tubes (not a truck) and become a meme of sorts. It has been said that shitting bricks is the cause of Goatse's horrible deformity; that and copious amounts of buttsecks.
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[edit] History
Shitting bricks has been around for at least 100 years. Brick shitting is a by-product of human emotions as diverse as fear (when confronted with an Ninjas for example), surprise (when surprised buttsecksed for example) and elation (eg. when Tory Lane gets into your bed in the middle of the night).
This is not to be confused with the shit bricks that, when used to build a house frequently results in collapse. Experts will tell you that a house made with shit bricks is a sandwich made of shit bricks and FAIL.
[edit] The Meme
As a meme, a Shit Bricks post (also known as when you see this you will shit bricks) is primarily a minor troll in which a /b/tard plays the rest of the gang by posting something of a lulzy, informative or improbable nature. Sometimes discussion of the said image, info or premise ensues but usually when you get pwnt by OP the only righteous way to respond to a successful Shit Bricks post is with a comment such as "bricks were shat".
[edit] Mindfucks
Another variant is the Mindfuck shit bricks post, where OP will post a seemingly innocuous image in which something of a brick shitting nature is concealed or not apparent at first glance. The thread will then evolve into a guessing game of sorts as /b/tards respond with their best guess as to what it is in the picture that would cause the shitting of bricks. Most of the time, however, there is no it and the thread will be overrun with "I'm not seeing it" posts which -in turn- leads to a nasty case of shit brick constipation.
[edit] Inside Details
Yet another variant is hidden things not thought about or realized. For example, "a gym in Pokemon Crystal has the design of a Clefairy", "'Lucas' is an anagram for 'Clause'" ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT, "path trails in Hyrule Field protect you from skeletons, a carry-over from The Adventure of Link" or "a level design in Super Mario Bros. 3 is based on Japan". Brick-shitting facts like these don't always have to be vidya game related. For another example, Back to the Future Part II is full of foreshadowing to Part III. When Biff is in the tub in 1985A, he is watching a Clint Eastwood movie. Again, in 1985A, the video that is a documentary of his life makes mention of Buford "Madd Dog" Tannen.
[edit] List for reference
- Silent has the same letters as listen.
- G-Man is Gordon Freeman.
- In Japan, Olimar's name is Orima, which is Mario's name backwards, almost.
- Mario Kart DS is the reunion of the Super Mario Kart cast.
- You don't remember the Super Game Boy because you're underage b&.
- Almost every Adam Sandler movie features a location in New Hampshire, which is where Adam Sandler grew up.
- In every Zelda game, there are always two platforms adjacent to each other called Spectacle Rock. This is always present in either the interior or the exterior of Death Mountain. As a reminder, Spectacle Rock is where you go to kill Ganon in The first Legend of Zelda, where you use the mirror for the first time in the Dark World to get in the third dungeon in Link to the Past, and where a heart piece is located in Ocarina of Time.
- Spectacle Rock resembles eye glasses.
- Ingo and Talon are based off of Luigi and Mario. Both them and Malon wear Bowser pendants.
You can get the Wave Beam before the Ice Beam.Fuck that, you don't even need to get the the ice beam n00bThe Space Pirate Ship you destroy in Zero Mission is the Wrecked Ship from Super Metroid.Wrong, faggort! The creator said that they are different ships!- The level Facility in GoldenEye is called Felicity as the multi-player map in Perfect Dark.
- Goldeneye was made by amateur video game designers. This is very RARE for a game to be successful with such an inexperienced team.
- Arctic Uno, Zap Dos, Mol Tres
- Ocelot calls Solidus 'King'. Vamp calls Fortune 'Queen'. Raiden's real name is 'Jack'. Snake was referred to as an 'Ace in the Hole'.
- The Simpsons are named after Matt Greonings family, except for Bart who is suppose to represent Matt.
- Alucard is actually Dracula Backwards.
- Any character played by Richard Dean Anderson is from Minnesota.
- Santa is an anagram of Satan
- The bushes in the original Super Mario Bros are actually recolored clouds.
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