Revmischa

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

weev and revmischa talking about buying child prostitutes through personal tor onions at toorcon while tripping on acid, no, seriously

The Reverend Mischa, aka h8crime, is a former LJ programmer bitch and gangster "straight outta the nickel dime 510 hyphy movement." He is rumored to have ties to nefarious underground organizations and links to Osama bin Laden.

[edit] Chubby Chaser

[edit] Summary

1. Mischa goes to party.
2. Mischa gets with fat mulatto at party.
3. Mischa accidentally puts it in the ass.
4. Mischa throws the poopy condom on the floor of her parents house.
5. Mischa ditches.
6. Mischa forgets he left his keys there.
7. Mischa gets ditched fat mulatto to let him back in.
8. Mischa gets laughed at by internet

[edit] Extended

Much to his chagrin, despite all of his minor e-fame as a LJ towel boy and his famous appearance at toorcon with weev, Mischa is best known for anally penetrating a large mulatto girl in her poop chute by 'accident'. The now infamous incident occurred in July of 2007, when resident homosexual alcoholic sysop DLB was on a week long booze and drug fueled bender and invited Mischa to a small birthday party in San Fagcisco.

DLB got belligerent, punched out the birthday girls little brother, and passed out upstairs tightly clutching his bottle. In the mean time, under the spell of the demon rum Mischa's wandering eye had taken a fancy to a girl who can only be described as HOLY SHIT MAN ALL THE HARPOONS!! In the heat of drunken passion the two lovers had quite possibly some of the most grotesque and awkward sexual congress which has ever been recorded in the annals of internet lore. With more chins than a Chinese phone book surrounding her nether regions, in his inebriated state Mischa accidentally, and quite literally, "Stuck it in her pooper."

While most would have recoiled in horror at fucking such a sea cow in the ass, let alone schtuping her in the first place, her and Mischa said "Fuck it" and just went with it. After Mischa had finished thrusting into her chocolate pudding bowl, the horror of realization dawned on him of who and what he had just done. In the style of a true classy gentleman he slapped her hard on the ass, threw the shit covered condom on the floor of her parents house, and left her bent over the bed. Moments later Mischa realized that he unfortunately had locked his keys in the house and had to yell up to the fatty he just ditched to let him back in so he could drive home.

Upon hearing this sordid tale of a regrettable drunken hookup with potentially epically shameful ramifications DLB did what any good friend would do, and immediately disclosed the entire series of events to Mischa's arch-enemy, hep the mayor of bantown, who in turn told fucking everyone. Within a few hours "MISCHA FUCKED A FATTY" became a mini meme on ED IRC and every other network Mischa idled on.

[edit] logs

<h8crime> dude, whackest party ever.
<DLB> yea man I'm sorry, I wouldn't have called you if I had known how shitty it was going to be
<h8crime> I had to fucking flee from the worst sex ever
<h8crime> seriously
<DLB> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

<h8crime> im gonna kill you
<DLB> hahahahahahhaha
<DLB> i fucking love you man
<DLB> im sorry
<DLB> :D
<h8crime> ur a homosexual faggot
<DLB> XD
<h8crime> spreading scandalous lies 
<DLB> irlollin'
<DLB> LIES?
<h8crime> lies
<DLB> lol race traitor
<h8crime> lies
<h8crime> im seriously going to come to santa cruz and cut ur face off
<h8crime> if u keep spreading lies

[edit] Reaction

[edit] Gallery

LOLWUT?!	POTATO SACKS	OH EXPLOITABLE	h8crime fucks the bitches nickel dime style
THIS. IS. LAZYTOWN	You gon' git raped desu~	Hyphy til I die	I CAN SEE FOREVER
The fatty and DLB's boyfriend on ecstasy moments before she devoured him.

[edit] See Also

• Never Drinking Again
• Man The Harpoons
• Whale
• User_talk:Revmischa - His talk page on ED

[edit] External Links

• His LiveJournal. Make sure to remind him that he fucked a fatty every chance you get.