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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Misogyny is a hatred of women and is widespread throughout the world today. Well established for centuries in the further advanced Middle East, its popularity is on the rise in the West with misogyny being hailed as the new Pilates. Well-loved misogynists include such notable persons as: God, Chevy Chase, Bing Crosby, John Leslie, Brian Peppers, Sir Alex Ferguson and your mum.

The current God-King of misogyny is Marc Lépine

Contents 1 Origins of misogyny 2 Fear the matriarchy 3 Notable Women 4 But what can I do?

[edit] Origins of misogyny

Many experts believe that the origins of misogyny are rooted in religion. The two most popular and valid religions, Christianity and Scientology, both blame women for major catastrophic turning points in their doctrines.

In the first edition of popular comic book “Raptor Jesus and The Apostle League” the back story detailing Raptor Jesus’ dad creating existence (this all before he was shot and killed in front of Raptor Jesus outside the Gotham City Opera House) with the first man, Adam West, ending up living in the Garden of Eden. With panoramic views, loads of free space and no safety deposit Eden was indeed a veritable paradise and Adam was content. Adam shared Eden with a host of friendly and peaceful animals although after a while he began to feel uneasy. Trapped with no company but these animals Adam began having unnatural and sickening thoughts about them. Adam did not know what a furry was, no-one back then in more enlightened times did, but he knew what he was beginning to feel was gravely wrong. Adam West was forced into battling the dormant furry impulse of us all. Fearing he would fall to the perverse temptations of the furry Adam went to see God.

Adam West: O God, surrounded by but all your other creatures I have begun to think wicked and deviant things. What am I to do?

God: These thoughts you describe are ill indeed. Any who would cater to do them would be most abhorrent to me indeed. It seems I must create for you your own companion but there will be the cost.

Adam West: What will be a cost, O Lord?

God: An arm and a leg.

Adam West: What can I get for just a rib, Lord?

So God created woman. Adam loved the pu33y, his furry thoughts were a thing of the past and Eve knew her place. All was well. One day though she met a snake who suggested that Eve should eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. Eve knew this was forbade but being a petulant bitch she did take fruit from the tree which she ate and made Adam eat too. God saw what Eve had done however and he was wroth. Not only had he had it with the motherfucking snakes in his motherfucking paradise but he also kicked out Adam and Eve too. So there you have it reader, the reason Christians aren’t in paradise right now is because of women. Fucking bitches.

Conversely Scientology dogma dictates that the only reason Xenu destroyed the Thetan race was because some of their women were giving him evils. Fucking bitches.

[edit] Fear the matriarchy

Despite women being the root cause of evil in the world they have managed to rise to positions of power and prominence in Western society due to incessant whining and nagging and the guys in charge before being busy playing World of Warcraft. People have yet to realise it’s not The Man holding you down but The Woman.

[edit] Notable Women

• girlvinyl
• Cherie Blair
• Helen Keller
• Cracky-chan
• Princess Diana
• The Spice Girls

[edit] But what can I do?

I know what you’re thinking reader: what can I do to help safeguard the future of men everywhere? You may at first be stumped this question and fair enough, this is not conventional warfare. There are no borders or boundaries to this struggle. The enemy is everywhere. Your “girlfriend”? The enemy. The enemy. Lindsay Lohan? The enemy. Your mum? Yes, even she is the enemy.

So you’ve read this article and now want to try and combat the marauding female threat and need to learn how to be a misogynist? Here are some tips:

• Refer to women as bitches or pussies. Likening women to animals makes them hate you less and want to sex you more. Don’t worry, it’s not bestiality either.
  

  

  Liberté, égalité, fraternité, ou la mort!
• Become a Muslim
• Become white and Southern
• Release a rap album
• Smack yo bitch up
• Surprise sex a female stranger once in a while
• Hire a hooker, take her back to yours, make a snuff movie and then sell it to azn businessmen. Capitalism is the $hit!!1
• Enter a lesbian nightclub with a hypodermic needle full of AIDS and inject away
• Fake your death and frame some bitch for your murder like that awesome film Double Jeopardy

Good luck and may Xenu grant you speed, brave soldier!