Mission: MySpace
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Mission: MySpace is a notorious MySpace profile best known as a source of anti-lulz and a pain in the ass for all trolls. As of last Thursday, Mission: MySpace has killed over 7000 innocent MySpace users' profiles, which is the MySpace record. (He really has a life, amirite??) (Actually, some argue he does - apparently he's a party animal) The profile's creator is an 18-year-old faggot named Rob, who is commonly known as the king of MySpace internet humanitarians and lives in Seattle. Best known for hunting sick fucks and porno bots, Mission: MySpace keeps the MySpace community clean, lulz-free, and full of fail. Oh wait, MySpace does a good enough job of that by itself without this homo lurking on it. Mission: MySpace is similar to the YouTube Vigilantes in nature, but there's only one person behind this effort.
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[edit] History
Mission: MySpace was originally created in November 2006 as "iReport Pornography & Harassment". Rob, the guy who runs it, used the fake name "Hunter" at the time because of death threats. After /b/tards found iReport, Rob made the profile become an MySpace hero, only to resurrect it a month later with a new (and more gay) name. Since then, Mission: MySpace has generated moar fail than all the emo fags on the internets by constantly stopping the spread of lulz.
Before the Mission, Rob recently confessed to having been a troll for over a year before he started Mission: MySpace. Apparently he thought he grew out of trolling. However, he was never one with the lulz in the first place, having been a member of the n00bish Anti-Emo Federation.
Mission: MySpace was deleted when a bunch of adult babies reported him because he was hunting them (OMG SO UNFAIR), but the faggotry immediately returned, as did the profile-killing.
[edit] The Mission
The mission is to enforce the MySpace Terms of Service to the point of being anal, and to aggravate every MySpace user. While he denies the fact that he is a troll, Mission: MySpace's profile-killing sprees normally produce a lot of lulz because MySpace faggots get emo when their profiles are pwned by partially-outsourced MySpace Customer Care. Pedophiles and face-painters are normally milked for the most lulz, however, Rob remains oblivious to this funny shit.
[edit] How Mission: MySpace Hunts Profiles
Step 1. Lurk moar until a hot gay guy with n00dz is found.
Step 2. Fap to said n00dz.
Step 3. Save said n00dz to hard drive for future fapping use.
Step 4. Report the profile that uploaded said n00dz.
Step 5. Find another similar profile and repeat.
Step 6. ????
Step 7. DON'T PROFIT!!!!111oneoneone
[edit] How Mission: MySpace Handles Trolls
Step 1. Report
Step 2. LOL (note: no lulz involved)
Step 3. Fail, because trolls nevar lose!
[edit] Mission: MySpace's Associates
-Danielspengies, a fat camwhore who likes to show his cock to the internets. He doesn't understand he's fugly enough to make people want to become an heroes. While a troll, Danielspengies helps Mission: MySpace on occasion by ratting out his fellow trolls after they raeped a group. However, Rob grew tired of Danielspengies' cock, so he forced him to move to JewTube by baleeting his MySpace profile twice a day.
-Stefanie Johnson, a former MySpace troll who betrayed the trolls and now works with Mission: MySpace. Nobody's seen her n00dz, but it is suspected her pussy is in bad shape because she has over 9000 STDs. Also a JewTube whore, Stefanie has had numerous experiences with the lulz, however, she prefers being raped by them and feeling the subsequent butthurt than being awesome and spreading them.
-God. Oh wait, God hates fags.
[edit] Enemies of the Mission
MySpace trolls, face-painters, pedophiles, and assorted other sick fucks like you.
Also, infantilists hate Mission: MySpace, as do furries because Mission: MySpace is engaging in e-fursecution against them, per MySpace's request.
[edit] The Guy Behind It
See RobDoesTheInternet.
[edit] Mission: MySpace on Other Sites
Rob has also started hunting profiles on Facebook, and now holds the kill record there as well. It is suspected that Rob has become Mark Zuckerberg's butt buddy, if not IRL, then at least OL. Mission: Facebook is full of fail as well, since it seems Rob has only been going after the typical homosexuals and trolls. All the fanbois of the page are fat to the point where fat girl angle shots can't save them. It is still under speculation as to why they have not been courteous enough to remove their fat fugliness from the gene pool.
[edit] External Links
Rob's End Ethnic Cleansing Profile (Darfur, lol)
Rob on JewTube, promoting internet humanitarianism and related faggotry
Danielspengies, a troll who collaborates with Mission: MySpace. Danielspengies is on ED.
The Mission: MySpace group. DON'T GO TO IT IT'S A TRAP.
Stefanie Johnson, a known associate of Mission: MySpace.
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