Mississippi

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A typical citizen of Mississippi. This one is disobeying the No Niggers law.

Mississippi is a state in which the only numbers lower than the average IQ of the people are their average number of teeth and average number of days of the year spent sober. This is proven by the fact that there is only one major airport in the state, and that it only has departure gates. Mississippi is also known for secession, getting Pwned by hurricanes, and racism. Also notable as the only state where more than 85% of its residents cannot spell their state's name.

1 Roads
2 Nigras
3 Fat
4 Other Useless Info

[edit] Roads

The roads in Mississippi are probably the worst in the nation. The average car has its shocks replaced once a year due to the shittiness of the roads. The problem is due to the fact that the governor pays some nigras and rednecks minimum wage to stand around and avoid each other and avoid doing any work at all. He then pockets the rest of the tax money. This means that Mississippi is definately a fly-over state.

[edit] Nigras

Mississippi is full of 'em.

[edit] Fat

The average Mississipian weighs about the same as an F350. This is due to the fact that they only eat fried foods. See nigra for more information on fried food.

[edit] Other Useless Info

Mississippi's chief exports are Pulitzer Prize winners and low-birth weight babies.

Mississippi is full of old white guys who are still fighting the civil war. Once a year they all go to a confederate graveyard to shout about the south rising again and to piss on a picture of Lincoln.

Every year. Mississippians order hurricane delivery and give the shop New Orleans' address. This is the state joke.

MSU and Ole' Miss have a long-standing rivalry that nobody outside of the state gives two shits about.

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